Screw history! Last week’s best #StarWars, #EpisodeVII and #SWEU tweets

@ColeHorton: We officially know more about Area 51 than we know about the next #StarWars movie.

Starting the rumor now: Luke tries to make popcorn, accidentally goes back in time, fathers Anakin. Totally plausible, right? Whatever. Onward!

There’s a baby! And unicorns! Sort of!

Problems? Read it directly on Storify.