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Gift guide: Everyone loves clothing for Sithmas!

December 16th, 2008 by Santa Maul · 1 Comment

Santa Maul's Holiday Gift GuideSanta Maul refuses to call Star Wars sports attire “the greatest Christmas present in the universe,” but he is willing to surrender some mean praise for this collection of hooligan-wear. He does not doubt that this gift may please any booze-soaked Fett-loving frat boys that one may be required to socialize with.

Santa Maul himself is eagerly awaiting a licensed collection of Sith tuxedos.

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  • 1 jawajames // Dec 16, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    How about some Luke, Leia, Han or Chewbacca jerseys? then again, Chewie probably wouldn’t want to wear a jersey…

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