It’s that time again, the time we all gather together and mock something ridiculous about Star Wars. Yes, we have Sheev jokes. So many Sheev jokes. And also some other stuff, like pumpkins and license plates and kids saying funny stuff. But, c’mon: Sheev.
— John Flickinger (@JohnFlickster) October 19, 2014
My 6YO is exposed more to #StarWars toys than films. During ANH she saw buttons on Vader & said "you press that to make a gum ball come out"
— Chris Bert (@DarthHeadbutt) October 20, 2014
— Scary Whitta (@garywhitta) October 23, 2014
Saw a license plate "CRZYBEN" this morning. I'm taking it as a #StarWars reference and a sign of good things.
— paul depaola (@PaulDePaola) October 22, 2014
@realamandaward: The fact that every franchise feels the compulsion to call itself "the next Star Wars" proves why nothing will beat SW.
— Eric Geller (@ericgeller) October 22, 2014
He told me the entire story of the new Star Wars movies. And then I told him an idea I have for a funny tweet. pic.twitter.com/oN0x2iNY6O
— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) October 10, 2014
— Jonathan F. Sullivan (@sullijo) October 20, 2014
Donut Fett is way into Slayer. Been told that Donut Ackbar refuses to go near the box. Thinks its a trap of some sort pic.twitter.com/04guML2m8s
— Bobby (@BobbyRobertsPDX) October 17, 2014
Episode VII and beyond
— Warwick Davis (@WarwickADavis) October 16, 2014
If Warwick Davis isn't playing Wicket as a snubfighter pilot in Episode VII, the whole movie is a waste.
— Brian (@wakingthedead17) October 16, 2014
Today I visited a couple of strange planets with my oldest friend @jtrentadams . And what I found there was myself… when I was 5.
— dc barns // (@dcbarns) October 17, 2014
Can't share much (NDA longer than many novels)… But I can safely say that being on the set of Episode VII was a transcendent experience.
— J. Trent Adams (@jtrentadams) October 16, 2014
That Star Wars scene of Han, Luke, Leia, and Chewie slowly being squashed in the garbage masher accurately depicts the Episode VII build up.
— Julian Louis Blair (@JLB_Tosche) October 21, 2014
Based on some Age of Ultron reactions, I can't wait for the Episode VII reactions. "Wait, they're in ships again?" "Lightsabers? Really?"
— Germain Lussier (@GermainLussier) October 23, 2014
Oh hey, some concept art leaked…
Having inspected the pre-production art for #EpisodeVII, Grand Admiral Thrawn has decided the best way to destroy humanity: comment threads
— Wookiee Leaks (@SW_Wookieeleaks) October 16, 2014
— Tricia Barr (@fangirlcantina) October 16, 2014
I keep hearing people ask "how can a TIE fighter fly sideways?" My answer: how can a TIE fighter fly at all? #StarWarsRebels
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) October 21, 2014
— Rebels Report (@RebelsReport) October 21, 2014
— Tim Ferrara (@alittlekings) October 21, 2014
— Tom(Darth Internous) (@DarthInternous) October 21, 2014
The Expanded Universe
Emperor Palpatine has a first name now. It's Sheev. I mean it's no Savage Opress, but whatevs.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) October 16, 2014
— StarWarsintheClass (@StarWarsinClass) October 16, 2014
Stover isn't writing a new #StarWars novel. That's just as depressing as Palpatine's new first name
— mes520 (@mes520) October 20, 2014
Officially started referring to Palpatine as Sheev in work e-mails. I suppose it's better than my previous term: Palps. #StarWars
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) October 16, 2014
before he was Emperor, Supreme Chancellor, or even Senator, I choose to believe he was simply "Sheev from Accounting".
— Disgrace Detective (@KingofZeroes) October 20, 2014
If my first name were Sheev, I would likely let hate and anger completely consume me too. #StarWars
— Daynah Burnett (@somedaynah) October 17, 2014
"Hey guys, can I play Jedi with you?" "Shut up, Sheev! Jedi only have awesome names, don't you know ANYTHING?"
— Jackthulunzing (@JacksonLanzing) October 16, 2014
Haven't been able to find a Sexy Sheev costume for Halloween anywhere…
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) October 19, 2014
I bet Palpatine's high school nickname was "El Sheevarino." Girls at the swim meet like "he so Sheevalicious in those tiny shorts" #StarWars
— Bobby (@BobbyRobertsPDX) October 14, 2014
I mean, "Sheev" sounds a lot like "shiv", which is kinda what he did to everyone in the prequels? Yeah, I have no idea.
— Nicoltergeist Campos (@camposova) October 17, 2014
If you were named Sheev you would probably go to the dark side and try to take over the galaxy too.
— Brian (@wakingthedead17) October 19, 2014
I hope it's a recurring insult in Episode VII. "Stop being such a sheev. That was super sheevy of you. Sheev is down your sheevhole." #Sheev
— Jackthulunzing (@JacksonLanzing) October 17, 2014
Palpatine's name being revealed as Sheev is a bold move by the EU, hinting he turned to the Dark Side after one too many Starbucks errors
— Shawn Adler (@Lethrup) October 17, 2014
Are people upset about "Sheev" Palpatine? I know it's not a normal name like Obi-Wan or Lando or Anakin, but…
— Jennifer Heddle (@jenheddle) October 17, 2014
Still can't find a Coca-Cola bottle that says "Sheev". #starwars
— Emperor Palpatine (@DarkLordSidious) October 18, 2014
Okay, moving on.
— Chris (@VileZero) October 15, 2014
Seriously, that is way better than any of the U.S. art.
Star Wars life
Dear woman sporting Return of the Jedi Princess Leia braids in the Honda Fit. You rock. #starwars
— Raul Rojas (@RaulWithIt) October 23, 2014
I worry when my daughter's old enough to get Empire Strikes Back's twist she'll say "Just like Buzz Lighyear and Zurg!" #StarWars
— Nick Thacker (@MrScreenRight) October 22, 2014
— Janel C (@janelc1228) October 22, 2014
— Katy Pearson (@missbearkat) October 21, 2014
I'll be honest I walk a little more straighter and more badass when I listen to the Imperial March in my headphones. #StarWars
— Rebekah Dennison (@red_wonder89) October 20, 2014
We've reached the point that all the #StarWars words I've added to my phone's dictionary are coming up as the first autocorrect option.
— Kay (@Geek_Kay) October 20, 2014
My 3-yo daughter spent the afternoon calling everything around the house a "scruffy-looking nerf herder." *sniffle* I'm so proud.
— Kate GG (@Ardeospina) October 17, 2014
my lightsaber noise on my phone just went off on full volume in class so safe to say I'm the coolest kid in here #StarWars
— Clay Hardie (@itsclaybenn) October 16, 2014
I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh – HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 10, 2014
Well, we were *supposed* to wrap in a couple of weeks, but it's now day 4 of Hamill's "epic" game of hide & seek and nobody's found him yet.
— Star Wars Character (@swcharacter) October 23, 2014
I love this. I get all tired or whatever and then I think "Sheev" and I basically laugh for five minutes guaranteed.
— Jackthulunzing (@JacksonLanzing) October 16, 2014