Seriously? Seriously? (via)
Video: Remember Full Life Consequences?
There’s a sequel! And also this. I know we have the near-illiterate fanboys, so why isn’t our badfic half this hilarious?
$4000?? Oh yes, I am scoffing at Frames
Jedi News has the price-points for the glorified screenshot book Star Wars Frames, and they’re more ridiculous than I would ever have imagined. The higher (??) your edition is, the more you pay, but the cheapest edition is still $4000.
Frames pricing is as follows:
BATCH A (#1 – #250) $4,000
BATCH B (#251 – #500) $4,250
BATCH C (#501 – #750) $4,500
BATCH D (#751 – #1,000) $4,750
BATCH E (#1,001 – #1,138) $5,000
So basically, one copy of Frames is worth anywhere from 12.5 to 10 Lego Death Stars. (Which doesn’t exactly cost chimp change.) And you have to assemble the Death Star yourself.
What all the Femtroopers will be wearing next season
…Stormtrooper high heels. What will they think of next? No, wait – I’ve seen that Cathouse clip. Nevermind. (via)
Wacky merchandise of the day
…Fishing tackle? Is this a new low? On the up side, I’m not actually finding a store link for these things, just an item on TFN, so maybe it’s a faker? (via)
Wacky (and maybe fake) merchandise of the day
The fandom minute: Worms, mice, sidekicks
- Weird: ‘The Tatooine Exchange’ wins worm charming trophy.
- Space: Star Wars beats Star Trek on the International Space Station.
- Event: Fourth Annual Unofficial SW Fan Day at Disneyland is set for June 28. (via)
- Lists: R2-D2, Wicket, and Short Round make io9’s list of cutest sci-fi sidekicks (and why they fail.)
Things you never knew existed: Star Trek edition
The anatomy of a tribble. You go, Trek EU. (Thanks to RF on #eu.)
Delusional grad student blames George Lucas
I realize I just did a media roundup, but this one is a doozy: A University of Utah grad student was escorted out of a campus building after arguing with her advisor and “claiming that George Lucas had control of her thoughts and ideas.”
I think I argued with someone like that on a message board once.
Video du Jour: Full Life Consequences
This is both the stupidest and most hilarious thing I have seen all day, and it’s all Pablo’s fault.
Clearly, we need to start collecting really bad fanfic for the next con, yes?