Santa Maul has a mancrush on great admiration for Brock Samson. Thus, Santa Maul advises you to buy the first season of The Venture Brothers on DVD for the fine sale price of $8.99.
Santa Maul hates the holidays, but loves buying stuff. Isn’t it ironic?
Santa Maul is generally not partial to Star Wars merchandise featuring second-rate Sith hack Darth Vader, but he is greatly intrigued by this Musical Holiday Waterball found by X-Entertainment. Santa Maul’s l33t Sith research skillz find that the item was released in September, but now can only be found online at eBay. Santa Maul is unsure of the suitability of giving holiday-themed items for Christmas, but doubts that such a faux pas would result in disembowelment.