Another news cycle, another silly Star Wars name! And of course, BB-8 is already causing trouble, we pondered how many Furiosas Andy Serkis is channeling, drafts are turned in, Elsa takes down a squad or two, and a lot about printers for some reason.
uh-oh #bb8 #theforceawakens #fifaarrests pic.twitter.com/CMjrm85Pdz
— Yakface.com (@yak_face) May 28, 2015
One of the many great things about doing these Star Wars trips is I get to meet all the people I've killed. – Ian McDiarmid #SWW2015
— Amy Ratcliffe (@amy_geek) May 16, 2015
I'm really looking forward to the SUPER old, handless, headless Count Dooku showing up in episode 7. #starwars
— Michael Corley (@mistercorley) May 27, 2015
Fact: When people write "Lucasfilms," they're actually talking about the Illuminati's ancient propaganda division, not the Disney company.
— Jason Ward (@MakingStarWars) May 26, 2015
do you ever just think about how in star wars they've named ships after letters they resemble in an alphabet they don't have
— not saf for work (@Wanderlustin) May 15, 2015
The Force Awakens
I'm just going to make fun of Snoke for a while and then embrace it.
— Rocky B. (@ladydarthcaedus) May 28, 2015
Dear Star Wars this is the 1rst image you get if you google "Snoke." If the new bad guys are Germans who vape I am IN pic.twitter.com/pVNlkb4Bsz
— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) May 28, 2015
How soon ya'll forget Sheev
— Pete Morrison (@ThePeteAwakens) May 28, 2015
I'll never complain about a #StarWars name because, I mean, a canon character is named Droopy McCool. #SupSnoke
— Catrina Dennis (@ohcatrina) May 28, 2015
Love how whenever something about TFA is revealed, people assume it adds *more* layers of mystery & the speculation cycle refreshes.
— Andi Gutierrez (@DeeGoots) May 28, 2015
Supreme Leader Snoke is such a deliciously ridiculous '30s serial name. Love it.
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) May 28, 2015
Confession: I have a slight mean streak. Watching the Supreme Leader Snoke reveal sending the Plagueis-theorists scrambling makes me happy.
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) May 28, 2015
Compare the number of mocap sensors on Andy and Lupita's bodies. #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/b1YmfzxRpw
— Pete Morrison (@ThePeteAwakens) May 28, 2015
HUSBAND: Andy Serkis is going full-on Furiosa with his rage-posture in that #StarWars picture.
— Imperator Dickens (@MildlyAmused) May 28, 2015
I misread the #StarWars news and briefly thought Andy Serkis was doing a motion capture performance of snopes dot com for some reason.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) May 28, 2015
I want to hear @lovegwendoline say "Supreme Leader Snoke." I really do. As soon as possible…
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) May 28, 2015
You know it’s pretty easy to be amused by Snoke when you don’t have to worry about swearing loyalty to the guy.
— Jay (@admiraljello) May 28, 2015
Some very very exclusive #BB-8 has just landed on the island #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #FabicPorn pic.twitter.com/kNJJxyYCwz
— Rachel (@mypandaisland) May 21, 2015
By the way, seeing the #TheForceAwakens teaser on the big screen was nice but it can’t beat that stadium experience at #SWCA.
— Kay (@Geek_Kay) May 22, 2015
What if Kylo Ren's red lightsaber was just to distract us from the real antagonist. What if BB-8 was the true villain all along.
— Shoshana B (@ryorin) May 20, 2015
Han and Chewie got lost on the way home from the grocery store twenty years and that's why they're so excited to be home.
— Shoshana B (@ryorin) May 20, 2015
Han has a terrible sense of direction and Chewie's been covering for him all this time.
— Shoshana B (@ryorin) May 20, 2015
Here it is guys #StarWars #TheForceAwakens official movie poster it's beautiful!! I need to frame this ASAP pic.twitter.com/Rdzv2qVL8u
— The Collectors Hutt (@CollectorsHutt) May 17, 2015
#Wheres[InsertFemaleCharacterHere]
The world's largest Toys R Us, and this is the only Princess Leia item they have. Or any female character #WheresLeia pic.twitter.com/pZDb1kHNBr
— JAPSPEPORJ FENWAY (@SidizenKane) May 14, 2015
The Expanded Universe
Oh hey by the way go me I turned in DRAFT NUMBER TWO of that there STAR WARS: AFTERMATH book. I did it in three days! *manic stare*
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) May 27, 2015
Things I cut from AFTERMATH:
- force lemurs
- stormtrooper sex cult
- vulcans
- a rancor Jedi
- the line "Han shot 1st but greedo shit 1st"
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) May 27, 2015
I am fighting for this to be the final title. CATCHY. https://t.co/cR01TPMm1u
— Jason Fry (@jasoncfry) May 26, 2015
Star Wars life
A friend's phone autocorrected my name to "Jedi". I am more than okay with this. #StarWars #TheForce
— Jessi (@phoenixs0ng) May 27, 2015
Me: What happened on the coffee table?
5-year-old daughter: Elsa killed all the stormtroopers. pic.twitter.com/36hCfd1z5s
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 25, 2015
One of the pending print jobs on the big printer at work is titled "Death Star plans". I feel like there's a plot afoot. #StarWars
— Matt Whitaker (@MattDWhitaker) May 26, 2015
Just made my Son #TheForceAwakens new X-Wing from scratch. I'm very proud of myself.. #MasterBuilder @starwars pic.twitter.com/JhHS9qqO3b
— Victor Vallejo (@socalrider99) May 23, 2015
Overheard at Target –
Cashier to customer: Have a nice day!
Customer: May the Force be with you!
— Lillian Skye (@LillianSkye_) May 25, 2015
High-voltage box in an off-limits area at the Kennedy Space Center. Draw your own conclusions. pic.twitter.com/5ic2kXFHHQ
— YZ Freedman (@stoogey) May 20, 2015
I named the printers in the office after STAR WARS droids, so sometimes I get e-mails like "I need a magenta cartridge for R2-D2."
— Imperator Mattioso (@mrbowers) May 22, 2015
Snark
it's impossible to color mara's hair without the PR "it's fucking red" gif playing in my head. red-gold. so fucking pretentious.
— jakku jacuzzi (@nicolecieux) May 25, 2015
In other news you can now write Snoke/Kylo fic on TFN
— Pete Morrison (@ThePeteAwakens) May 28, 2015
Negative, that last tweet didn't go in. Just impacted off the surface.
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) May 15, 2015