Club Jade

Okay, so there are tiny dice everywhere! I think they’re multiplying!

And is it really bad that I can’t type and I can’t be hung over from alcohol because I didn’t really drink last night?

I think I’m glad that I don’t have to leave today, because I’m not sure I could find the airport to find my flight. Driving is better. (Provided Drunc isn’t hung over tomorrow when she has to drive us home.)

Not going to see Spider-Man in Imax. And I am not the only person who gets vertigo and motion sickness from Imax! Yay! I guess we’re getting a suite key–maybe we can watch the DVDs with the pretty men in them again….

It is Saturday night, well, Sunday morning here in the suite. The alcohol is almost gone and it seems no matter how random the leftovers, Jessa can create the most brilliant drinks. Or at least tasty, I’ll be honest here- I’m lit enough that as long as it tastes good and has alcohol, I’ll consume it. Better put to use than down the drain eh? There’s been random singing. The conversation still flows and the laughs don’t end.

Seriously, there is simply nothing better than the last night we’re all together at JadeCon.

I AM A FRENCH BITCH!

I am going to turn you over my knee and SPANK YOUR BOTTOM!

–Drunk
wait, I am HollywdLiiz!

…holy shit, I am going to have the worst hangover EVER!

Club Jade is pleased to announce that it will be donating $912 to Reading is Fundamental.

The 4th Annual Club Jade Charity Auction was held tonight on the filk night of JadeCon. Over 80 items were donated by Club Jade and its friends. Most of the items were sold by teacup auction. Four of those items were sold via live auction, with Mary and Lisa fighting it out to win Susan’s “Where’s the Emperor?” book. (We knew that’d get them.)

Many thanks to those at the con and those who sent in items who couldn’t attend. There will be a lot of books purchased, as a result!

Sitting here blogging a once again riotously fun filk night with the Jaders. Isn’t Lucas happy that this isn’t our primary occupation? The montage of filks started off with interactive books for the Padawan Toddler. Then it moved on to host filks by Tom (he almost made me cry with a kinda lament for Padme), Trina (the Slash Writes Itself), Rach (and all things associated with the letter “J”), Lisa and the fantastic filk (Jedi don’t but Sith Do), Tim (ABC’s Lucasfilm song), Associated Drunks (a dedication to Mary Franklin the Bartender, “The Worst Hangover Ever”), Darksiders (“I’m on Fire), HollywdLiz (Who Can Ask for Anything More), Kelly (“900 Years” – Yoda)and Amy (the Haiku of the Evil Bears).

…And I got your evil bears right here!

There’s a rumor going around that at a recent convention, someone mentioned that LFL sent out a memo to its licensees to explain that Anakin’s slaughter of the Sand People wasn’t so reprehensible because they weren’t sentient, but were in fact like animals–evil bears, in fact.

So, we’ve been having plenty of fun with the idea. :) Evil Bear Death Squad, anyone?

Susan has just enthralled us with her latest book for Ben Skywalker – Where’s the Emperor? It’s interactive. Yet… hilarious!

Words can not describe. So we taunt. :D

Lisa finished up a filk called “Jedi Don’t” while I was typing this. And now Rach is playing Big Bird!

MUST get filks up on site!

I am the Bounty Hunt Winner. I rock. I rule. I have killed all who opposed me…sometimes more than once. Now, if I could only figure out how I’m going to be here next year to fulfill my duty as Hunt Commissioner….hmm…..