I love Star Wars as much as the next nerd. But let's be real, how high was George Lucas when he was coming up with character names? So high.
— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) December 22, 2013
In under the gun, as another new year commences and we get back to our regular weekly schedule…
Looking forward to 2014 when we'll be able to talk about some of the things we haven't been able to talk about.
— Leland Chee (@HolocronKeeper) December 24, 2013
Sometimes, on the umpteenth watching of "Star Wars," I start imagining it cut to the "Back to the Future" score. It strangely works. -H
— Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) December 24, 2013
— Ella McConnell (@ECMSquared) December 22, 2013
One does get the feeling that if "The Empire Strikes Back" were made today, the trailer would spoil Darth Vader's "I am your father" bit.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 20, 2013
— Christopher Carley (@ChrisCarleyShow) December 20, 2013
DID SOMEONE REALLY JUST SAY I CANT BELIEVE LUKE SKYWALKER BECOMES DARTH VADER??! NO NO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID
— amelia (@ameliagram94) December 28, 2013
— Star Wars 1977-1983 (@StarWars7783) December 12, 2013
A smuggler shoots and kills a bounty hunter. After a lengthy trial he is acquitted due to contradictory accounts of who shot first.
— Hard Sci-Fi Movies (@HardSciFiMovies) December 17, 2013
Should George Lucas ever develop a personal fragrance, he should call it "Attack of the Colognes"
— Jamie Kennedy (@JamieKennedy) December 17, 2013
No shit those droids were stolen, Luke. You bought them from Jawas dealing out the back of a sand crawler.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) December 15, 2013
elf but luke skywalker instead of buddy the elf and he shows up on the death star singing so i'm here now i found you daddy
— Countess Flagrante (@MandyBu) December 25, 2013
Yoda screws up every Christmas carol, which is why no one invites him to parties.
"With boughs of holly the halls you deck, yes, hmm?"
— Paul S. Kemp (@Paulskemp) December 11, 2013
Going over the gifts I have for my nieces. I unwittingly got them all Star Wars stuff. Besides two books, EVERYTHING is #StarWars.
— Christina ✨Workin' (@IntroToGeek) December 22, 2013
Episode VII and such
I'd gladly wait an extra year for Star Wars Episode VII if it meant we'd be past this silly 3D phase.
— YZ Freedman (@stoogey) December 22, 2013
If the 'turn off your phone' notices for Star Wars VII don't make any 'droids have to wait outside' jokes, I don't even.
— Annalee (@leeflower) December 11, 2013
I hope this is a scene in Star Wars: Episode VII: pic.twitter.com/4nv0akHMhB
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) December 10, 2013
Anyone with a Carbon Freeze Chamber? Looking to be frozen for exactly two years and thawed out in time for #EpisodeVII.
— Peter J. Nelson (@ThePeterJNelson) December 18, 2013
Two years from right now, we'll all have seen Episode VII and our heads may well have exploded into candy.
— Full Of Sith (@FullOfSith) December 18, 2013
The Expanded Universe
My new favorite typo: Obi-Wank Kenobi. #ooops
— Jennifer Heddle (@jenheddle) December 12, 2013
Mirax Terrik wore this during her glam phase. pic.twitter.com/DpZXybJN0Y
— Nantooine, they're on Nantooine (@nancipants) December 22, 2013
I finished Scoundrels last night. Very entertaining and fun, but that reveal at the end? Big, fat nope.
— Amy Ratcliffe (@amy_geek) December 29, 2013
— Ryan (@RyansPitch) December 13, 2013
Star Wars life
I just saw a "Rookie of the Year" header on the news, and my gut reaction was that "rookie" was supposed to have two E's.
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) December 24, 2013
I don't know if Jedi Younglings write papers, but if they do, I bet Yoda is a mean grader. "Do or do not, there is no try" #StarWars
— Jack. Patrick Jack. (@SpringaldJack) December 14, 2013
— Amy C. Karavlan (@AKaravlan) December 22, 2013
— Aron Lenkowsky (@aronlink) December 17, 2013
I walked up to my son & said, “I am your father.” Without a beat, he screamed, “NOOOOO!” Well, guess I did SOMETHING with him. #StarWars
— chris eliopoulos (@ChrisEliopoulos) December 11, 2013
— Nick Newell (@NotoriousNewell) December 16, 2013
… "You know who Dad, that big monkey in space"… Still working on his education #StarWars
— Jestin VanScoyoc (@jvanscoyoc) December 14, 2013
Whenever I take my left glove off to use my phone, I feel like a Skywalker. Clearly the other glove is covering a mechanical hand, right?
— Bria (@chaosbria) December 11, 2013
Meanwhile, on Endor. pic.twitter.com/AWB38kBJ4F
— Derek Powazek (@fraying) December 16, 2013
Misread an email for "Hutt lovers only" whew.. just a pizza coupon. #sysausageandthemozzarellaband
— James Floyd @SDCC (@jamesjawa) December 19, 2013
What struck me about the Star Wars Holiday Special was how Itchy doesn't give a shit, he just masturbates in the middle of the thing.
— Karin (@PizzaKarin) December 26, 2013
I saw the Star Wars Holiday Special for the first time tonight. I don't think I need to say anything else. *drops mic* *exits via window*
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) December 21, 2013