You get this. Actually, the personal stalker-shadow is the least disturbing of the two unofficial Twilight products to emerge (so to speak) this week, but it is the only one actually appropriate to slapping up on this site at 500 pixels wide. The other one is so not safe for work or direct linking, if you get what I’m saying, and I think you do. (via)
Make it stop, someone. Please make it stop. *covers face*
I merely saw the picture and recoiled at the utter creepiness before I even knew it had anything to do with Twilight! The sales photo with the king-size bed in what looks like a hotel room just adds to it. WTH?
WHAT. DDDDD:
As to the other item… I can’t stop giggling over the update:
“Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.”
Um, ew.
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
And what’s really sad is, I’ll bet the Twilight fans don’t even get the metric TON of irony in that “be safe” caption. Because someone stalking me is bound to make me feel SAFE. ::shudder::