I’m just so happy we have inappropriate Star Wars valentines to mock again.
ok, the consensus seems to be the hottest people (canonically) in star wars are leia, poe, and anakin on fire
— admiral saftura (@Wanderlustin) January 25, 2016
— Catrina Dennis (@ohcatrina) January 31, 2016
Stages of cabin fever 1. Make bourbon from snow 2. Confess love to coat rack 3. Re-enact Star Wars with cats 4. Cannibalism 5. Check Google+
— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) January 27, 2016
"darth vader would have killed voldemort much quicker" pic.twitter.com/nj03rEqKar
— kylo's mom aillah (@ST0RMPlL0TS) January 19, 2016
Has Kanjiklub set up a polling service yet? Because I think I have a slogan for them #StarWars
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) January 21, 2016
— Pegg News (@simonpegg) January 29, 2016
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) January 27, 2016
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) January 30, 2016
The Force Awakens
After those STAR WARS grosses, you know Lord Feige called Emperor Tsujihara and said, "Are we gonna let Queen Kennedy rule the Earth?"
— Robert Meyer Burnett (@BurnettRM) January 28, 2016
— lexi ren / (@flowerveil) January 29, 2016
Like yeah he's a whiny bro but he also looks exactly like the bestselling Star Wars character in history, of course he got a lot of toys
— Victoria McNally (@vqnerdballs) January 22, 2016
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) January 23, 2016
You know, this is the third time I've seen SW:TFA and I still haven seen Kylo Ren's 8 pack. I think Matt lied to me.
— Harris Maynard (@harrismaynard) January 23, 2016
Hux may be a genocidal asshole but he's definitely a genocidal asshole with perfect manners and court etiquette.
— Bria (@chaosbria) January 28, 2016
Episode VIII delayed? ugh female protagonists take FOREVER to get ready amirite
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) January 20, 2016
I think any Star Wars director should get as many parsecs as he needs to complete the job.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 20, 2016
— Steele Wars Podcast (@SteeleWars) January 23, 2016
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) January 20, 2016
Great opportunity for ambitious/organized #StarWars fans to lobby HARD for theatrical blu-ray set on the (now-open) 40th Anniversary date
— Bobby (@bobbyrobertspdx) January 20, 2016
Books and stuff
Short film idea: following Mara Jade around Star Wars Celebration as she struggles for attention & complains about the new Episode VII kids
— Victoria McNally (@vqnerdballs) January 21, 2016
This is the Brazilian HEIR cover. Luke & Nakari on Fex with Sha Qarot in the sky above. AND A FEXIAN SKULLBORER pic.twitter.com/nXDB5vEBV0
— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) January 21, 2016
— David Jones (@ShogunOfTruth) January 22, 2016
Star Wars life
me on the outside: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ me on the inside: the force theme by john williams (10 hours)
— laura (@cIarasoswaId) January 14, 2016
[my husband and my 5yo daughter arguing about Star Wars] 5: "DAD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. BECAUSE IT WAS IN A GALAXY. FAR. FAR. AWAY."
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) January 25, 2016
The sleazy messages I get have really improved since I started mentioning the Star Wars Expanded Universe in my dating profile.
— Girl With The Staff (@hayleyglyphs) January 22, 2016
My 10 yr old Godbaby is watching the original #StarWars trilogy for the 1st time. She just called crying "WHY is he Luke's father?!"
— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) January 27, 2016
#STARWARS SPOILER: It happened a long time ago, so actually *every* character has died.
— D3ni@l Ki11$witch (@kibblesmith) January 22, 2016
Go to the Star Wars section at Target and fight by my side in a full scale lightsaber battle with random kids or it's not real.
— KC of TX (@kcmoore51) January 23, 2016