It’s not true love until someone is face-down in lava: Best #StarWars and #TheForceAwakens tweets for January 18-31

I’m just so happy we have inappropriate Star Wars valentines to mock again.

ok, the consensus seems to be the hottest people (canonically) in star wars are leia, poe, and anakin on fire

— admiral saftura (@Wanderlustin) January 25, 2016

This is the best photo I've ever taken #starwars pic.twitter.com/GEawAn4dA1

— Catrina Dennis (@ohcatrina) January 31, 2016

Stages of cabin fever 1. Make bourbon from snow 2. Confess love to coat rack 3. Re-enact Star Wars with cats 4. Cannibalism 5. Check Google+

— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) January 27, 2016

"darth vader would have killed voldemort much quicker" pic.twitter.com/nj03rEqKar

— kylo's mom aillah (@ST0RMPlL0TS) January 19, 2016

Has Kanjiklub set up a polling service yet? Because I think I have a slogan for them #StarWars

— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) January 21, 2016

VIPs

#FlashbackFriday Simon in the make up chair being looked after by @Waldomason, October 2014. #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/oDVQE1ExqA

— Pegg News (@simonpegg) January 29, 2016

Blame @christrevas for this glorious image. pic.twitter.com/SaHjRaxrD4

— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) January 27, 2016

Star Wars missed a tie-in here, @rianjohnson! Maybe you can use! pic.twitter.com/GDUgxsZUtp

— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) January 30, 2016

The Force Awakens

After those STAR WARS grosses, you know Lord Feige called Emperor Tsujihara and said, "Are we gonna let Queen Kennedy rule the Earth?"

— Robert Meyer Burnett (@BurnettRM) January 28, 2016

i read this in @alexbracken 's retelling of a new hope, immediately thought of han & his son, and immediately cried pic.twitter.com/ENCVL4xaev

— lexi ren / (@flowerveil) January 29, 2016

Like yeah he's a whiny bro but he also looks exactly like the bestselling Star Wars character in history, of course he got a lot of toys

— Victoria McNally (@vqnerdballs) January 22, 2016

Kylo Solo #StarWars pic.twitter.com/WdW9mr70qP

— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) January 23, 2016

You know, this is the third time I've seen SW:TFA and I still haven seen Kylo Ren's 8 pack. I think Matt lied to me.

— Harris Maynard (@harrismaynard) January 23, 2016

Hux may be a genocidal asshole but he's definitely a genocidal asshole with perfect manners and court etiquette.

— Bria (@chaosbria) January 28, 2016

…And beyond

Episode VIII delayed? ugh female protagonists take FOREVER to get ready amirite

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) January 20, 2016

I think any Star Wars director should get as many parsecs as he needs to complete the job.

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 20, 2016

Anyone outraged that #StarWars epVIII is being pushed back is guaranteed to have a ridiculous #Snoke theory in their last 20 tweets.

— Steele Wars Podcast (@SteeleWars) January 23, 2016

I know @rianjohnson is directing, but this is a bit too timey-wimey pic.twitter.com/tnAqLnmQ3v

— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) January 20, 2016

Great opportunity for ambitious/organized #StarWars fans to lobby HARD for theatrical blu-ray set on the (now-open) 40th Anniversary date

— Bobby (@bobbyrobertspdx) January 20, 2016

Books and stuff

Short film idea: following Mara Jade around Star Wars Celebration as she struggles for attention & complains about the new Episode VII kids

— Victoria McNally (@vqnerdballs) January 21, 2016

This is the Brazilian HEIR cover. Luke & Nakari on Fex with Sha Qarot in the sky above. AND A FEXIAN SKULLBORER pic.twitter.com/nXDB5vEBV0

— Kevin Hearne (@KevinHearne) January 21, 2016

@DelReyStarWars Translated that for you all. Do I get a cookie? pic.twitter.com/qfZwdKyNA1

— David Jones (@ShogunOfTruth) January 22, 2016

Star Wars life

me on the outside: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ me on the inside: the force theme by john williams (10 hours)

— laura (@cIarasoswaId) January 14, 2016

[my husband and my 5yo daughter arguing about Star Wars] 5: "DAD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. BECAUSE IT WAS IN A GALAXY. FAR. FAR. AWAY."

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) January 25, 2016

The sleazy messages I get have really improved since I started mentioning the Star Wars Expanded Universe in my dating profile.

— Girl With The Staff (@hayleyglyphs) January 22, 2016

My 10 yr old Godbaby is watching the original #StarWars trilogy for the 1st time. She just called crying "WHY is he Luke's father?!"

— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) January 27, 2016

Snark

#STARWARS SPOILER: It happened a long time ago, so actually *every* character has died.

— D3ni@l Ki11$witch (@kibblesmith) January 22, 2016

Go to the Star Wars section at Target and fight by my side in a full scale lightsaber battle with random kids or it's not real.

— KC of TX (@kcmoore51) January 23, 2016