Patrick Cassels’ ill-conceived junior high love letter. Because nothing pulls at the heartstrings of your average teenage girl like talk of Boba Fett and S-Dub canon.
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LOL! Wow, that one would likely weird out even a SW fangirl. The tauntaun bit in particular was a wee bit creepy. :p
Wow. That sounds like something one of my exes would write to me…
My favorite line is, “Come on, Jessica. Let’s ‘do’ it. Let’s French.” Haha..
I think I have to call shenanigans on this. Something about it doesn’t smell right. And not just the author’s B.O.! The handwriting isn’t junior high, to say the least.
Well Liz, I’m not putting it in the ‘True Facts’ category. ;)