Hondo urges you to join him in winning ‘This is Madness’

TeamHondoHondo Ohnaka here! I have cleverly hacked this blog to let you know that I will be the rightful winner of StarWars.com’s character bracket voting nonsense, ‘This Is Madness’. There are many people who think that others like that Han Solo or Darth Vader fellow will win this vote, but really – who is more liked by anyone in the galaxy? Me. Because everybody I’ve met tells me that they like me most. Sometimes I may be holding them for ransom, but I think they prefer to be my hostages than anyone else’s guests anyday.

And now you can join Team Hondo. And you don’t even need to give me money. Just follow my votes everyday in ‘This Is Madness’ and you can share in my victory. If you don’t know what any of this nonsense is, no problem – just follow what I tell you to do. It works for my men, and they mostly end up being rewarded. Well, the ones who survive. Go to StarWars.com/ThisIsMadness and vote the way Uncle Hondo wants you to.

Today, your choices are:

  • Light Side: Han Solo versus Lando Calrissian. Now Solo is a good smuggler with his shoot-first style. But how good is he without his Wookie pet at his side? Lando has much more, as-you-say, swagger. And he does know how to dress. And looking good is half the battle. Choose Lando. If he wins, he may owe me a favor. Or at least a bottle of Necr’ygor Omic wine.
  • Dark Side: Darth Vader versus General Grievous. Hmmm.. A cyborg asthmatic against a coughing cyborg. And both wear capes even. But I think Grievous is the one you should pick, even though he sent his droid troops and shot up my base. He does have a slightly better taste in capes. As for Vader: Don’t trust a man if you can’t see his eyes. Of course, you can see MY eyes, you just have to get close.

Picks for Tuesday 3/19:

  • Light Side: Obi-Wan Kenobi versus Qui-Gon Jinn. How good can Obi-Wan be if I could capture him time and again? So choose Qui-Gon, I hear he’s more… flexible than those other rule-bound Jedi. Obi-Wan is okay for a Jedi, but today I like Qui-Gon. Qui-Gon Jinn. reminds me. my gin.. is gone.
  • Dark Side: Darth Maul versus Asajj Ventress. This is one of those things I should not tell you who to pick, simply because the other one would probably come try to kill me. That is bad for business. But Darth Maul did trash my base and try to get my men to betray me, and I don’t consider that a good sign. So Asajj Ventress gets my choice.

Is there any strategy to this? Of course there is! But just because you are on Team Hondo doesn’t mean I’ll tell you everything. Don’t even think of trying to stab me in the back, because you cannot stab a man in the back if he is shooting you first, in the front.

12 thoughts on “Hondo urges you to join him in winning ‘This is Madness’

  1. jawajames

    Jason: Hondo would make a horrible father, he tells me. He only likes children on some days. Also, the only drinks in the house would probably stunt your growth.

    Megan: Hondo tells me that he also reads this message in his voice, except when he does silly voices.

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  2. derp

    ONHO FTW!
    But if we wish to see him on tv ever again, we’ll have to fight for the show first. There is still hope to save the Clone Wars, and many way to make Disney understand we want the show to go on! Send letter (the best way) e-mails, sign the petition… all about it on the website : http://www.savetheclonewars.com/ Fan support brought back Disney shows in the past. Lets make it happen again with the Clone Wars.

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  3. Josh

    Team Hondo? I can get behind that (well, to an extent – still voting Luke and Palps).

    Just been looking at the brackets again. Pairing up Dooku and Tarkin is a nice touch. And I wonder how many people got the reference behind the Emperor/IG-88 showdown…

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