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Gift Guide: Santa Maul panders to his demographic

December 8th, 2009 by Santa Maul · 4 Comments

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Santa Maul's Holiday Gift GuideSanta Maul considers himself a gentleman of taste. This means he does not wear baseball caps, or any such gear reserved for the beer-swilling masses. As such, he finds these Star Wars baseball caps – while wildly creative – not the type of thing he would ever let near his perfectly-adequate head. But again, Santa Maul’s duty here is not to outfit himself, but you… Or friends with ridiculously pedantic taste in headgear. Santa Maul only points and comment: The rest is up to you. And at least none of them hold beer.

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  • 1 Paula // Dec 9, 2009 at 10:54 am

    I gotta say, I’m kinda liking that stormtrooper hat. The Artoo one is also hilarious.

    However, I refuse to pay that kind of money for a baseball hat. (Sorry. Trucker hat.)

  • 2 Paula // Dec 9, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Also, I dare someone to wear that Chewie one!

  • 3 Stooge // Dec 9, 2009 at 11:43 am

    The prices really are kinda outrageous. Shame, too, ’cause the Jabba one is calling my name.

  • 4 jawajames // Dec 9, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Paula: i’ll take your dare. I’d wear the Chewie hat.

    although the Threepio one really cracks me up. but gold lame’ hats… not my style.

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