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Let the Halloween costume mocking officially begin!

August 28th, 2009 by Dunc · 4 Comments

Protip: None of these costumes will get you laid, boys.

Star Wars Shop has a bunch of standard original trilogy costumes – your cheapie Hans, Lukes, and stormtroopers and et cetera – but perhaps the most horrifying? The Jabba costume. What self-respecting adult would wear this in real life? Sadly, I’m pretty sure there are several of you out there. And I demand photos.

Though I have to love that they picked the lost Backstreet Boy to model Luke, and one of the Hardy Boys for Han.

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  • 1 GroupCostumeIdeas // Aug 28, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Oh that is truly sad. I could do better with home-made gear. Come to think of it, my home-made mushroom man was pretty awesome, I just wish I could find the pictures.
    I’m not looking forward to the cheesy Jason ripoffs with the new movie coming out. Why not have a group of Jason followers, like this: http://budurl.com/wwjdpost

  • 2 Clark // Aug 28, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Han looks like a Russian circus acrobat.

  • 3 newhalloweencostumes // Aug 29, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Yes, it never ceases to amaze me that grown-up people seem keen to appear in degrading and often quite embarrassing costumes, when there are so many flattering ones to choose from.

  • 4 Carla Lute // Aug 29, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Sorry, I love the Jabba. Granted anyone wearing it would have to not take themselves too seriously, but is that such a bad thing?

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