These past few weeks, we all had a good laugh at some judgey fanboys, collected sand, continued to spell Rogue wrong, and figured out exactly who Xizor reminds us of.
(760): I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) August 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/ryorin/status/767832757577719808
UGH, Fake Geek Guys pic.twitter.com/7hZK9nGtzD
— Jill Pantozzi ♿ (@JillPantozzi) August 30, 2016
Dudes: "Mary Jane has a Very Specific Look and Zendaya just isn't her"
Also dudes: *Can't tell Mara Jade and Black Widow apart.*— Annalee (@leeflower) August 31, 2016
VIPs
https://twitter.com/garywhitta/status/765237890121015296
https://twitter.com/IAMRayPark/status/766984841455951872
The Episode III art suggested as a possible starting point for Plagueis in publishing. Not sure how it became a Muun pic.twitter.com/aWVw3jpQvx
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) August 18, 2016
My phone just autocorrected Jedi to "janitorial". That is actually kind of accurate.
— Tom(Darth Internous) (@DarthInternous) August 30, 2016
Rogue One
I just designed Krennic's Star Destroyer. pic.twitter.com/o6ir94JRTx
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) August 25, 2016
Tried out for part in the new @StarWars movie #RogueOne, but I read the casting sheet wrong and wore WAY too much rouge.
— Uncle Deadly (@unclebydeadly) August 27, 2016
When you suddenly find it difficult to type the word "Rouge" because you've been typing "Rogue" all these months. #MoulinRouge #RogueOne
— Jennifer Landa (@JenniferLanda) August 16, 2016
I tweeeted Rouge One, not Rogue One. Rouge One is about Mary Kay and her cosmetics. Rogue One has this guy in it. pic.twitter.com/vb5jSupKNN
— alan tudyk (@AlanTudyk) August 24, 2016
Okay, so I HAD to do some Rogue One fan art, I love this guy already. #StarWars #RogueOne pic.twitter.com/blrhxitoch
— Brian Harold Taylor (@brianhtaylor) August 16, 2016
https://twitter.com/caaalef/status/771004958078537728
Movie thoughts
You know Jocasta Nu would have just shut down any attempt to find where Luke Skywalker was because it wasn’t on a map. #StarWars
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) August 15, 2016
from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 29, 2016
I had a lot fun taking pics of lil Rey where Daisy Ridley was in #StarWars #TheForceAwakens on Skellig Michael. pic.twitter.com/2MkHAlND2g
— Porg ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳᵉʳ (@paul_mcq) August 20, 2016
Supreme Leader Snoke is an anagram for Unmasked Rose Peeler.
You figure it out.
— Andy (@CanadianFanboy) August 30, 2016
Snoke. pic.twitter.com/EAaDHe7IXC
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) August 30, 2016
Your Snoke theory is unlikely but that is not necessarily a criticism of you as a person and I respect your right to share an opinion™
— YZ Freedman (@stoogey) August 31, 2016
Books and stuff
Prince Xizor is essentially Christopher Walken's character from those SNL 'The Continental' sketches. pic.twitter.com/Rvhd9aLq7N
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) August 18, 2016
The Holiday Special is the most 70s Star Wars. "The Season Scepter" ep of Ewoks, most 80s. Shadows/Empire most 90s. Star by Star most '00s
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) August 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/maryannzi/status/770264854183702528
#JeanneReads #SWBloodline pic.twitter.com/0VaABbxuud
— Fangirl Jeanne is 500% Tired of Your Shit! (@fangirlJeanne) August 29, 2016
especially when she wins championships and he refers to her as "my favorite" and is too drunk to realize The Others heard that
— nic (@nicolecieux) August 24, 2016
Friends having a Star Wars birthday party and I freaked out over this bottle redesign @claudiagray pic.twitter.com/BF99Xt0Tcv
— Who Talks First? (@KnightsOfRant) August 28, 2016
Say, @YesYears, here's #Jaxxon in issue 3 of #TheForceAwakens #StarWars #comics. pic.twitter.com/sQCL0JKOWd
— Comics With Kenobi (@ComicsWthKenobi) September 1, 2016
Star Wars life
My buddy's wife told him she loves him and instead of saying "I know" he said "Ditto". I no longer trust his judgement. #StarWars
— jlucilee (@jlucilee) August 25, 2016
So out of touch with the Olympics, I thought Hope Solo was an Expanded Universe character.
— John Gholson (@gholson) August 25, 2016
My daughters fought over whether to play mermaids or Star Wars.
I told them to settle it themselves
Now they're mermaids with lightsabers.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2016
A bit anxious about starting at a new school until I saw this posted in almost every room. #MTFBWY pic.twitter.com/HrsoNciokp
— Sandra (@geekchic9) August 15, 2016
Snark
Congrats to the new #RogueOne character Baze Malbus for having the #StarWars name that most sounds like a strain of weed. Tough competition.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) August 31, 2016
I can't watch Episode 8, @pablohidalgo. It'll be too heartbreaking. pic.twitter.com/QQ6PgBD32H
— Khairul Hisham (@hishgraphics) August 29, 2016
Mermaid Jedi for the win!