“Whores do not make one great” — Yoda, mentoring Motley Crue.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 28, 2012
Padme, when Anakin confesses that he killed ALL the Sand People, and you DON’T break up with him? Yeah, ROTS is all on you, girl friend.
— Mandy (@MandyBu) April 27, 2012
Just got told by my boss that I sound like #darthvader when I concentrate. So I sound like an asthmatic sadist! Awesome. #FML #starwars
— Laurence MacRory (@LaurenceMacRory) April 23, 2012
So amusing having a job where knowing offhand that it’s Jundland Wastes, not Junland, is an asset. #lifeatlucas #starwars
— Jennifer Heddle (@jenheddle) April 24, 2012
Some for some Expanded Universe…
If the European Union ever decides to add “Super Wonderful,” tags will become a confused mess and chaos will reign twitter. #SWEU
— Shoshana B (@ryorin) April 22, 2012
Truth.
Today’s lesson learned: neverever do a search in google for Mara Jade Skywalker images with the safe search off.#SWEU
— Fiona Messer (@_Merlyn) April 28, 2012
Also truth.
Is “Dawn of the Jedi” the best Star Wars comic series since “Legacy”? Most definitely. #starwars #dawnofthejedi
— Nerd Sanctuary (@destroysanity) April 25, 2012
Lol at the “League of Bounty Hunters”. #BloodTies #SWEU twitter.com/avgoins/status…
— Aaron Goins (@avgoins) April 28, 2012
Can we talk about how my dad is taking notes on the qualities of a good leader from Tim Zahn’s Thrawn annotations in HTTE? #SWEU
— Stephanie Hough (@bahnree) April 26, 2012
These are, ahh, Apocaplsey. You’ve been warned.
Said tonight on @Tosche_Station: The Luke I know would’ve sat down Vestara and told her about the light side over hot chocolate. #SWEU
— Nancipants (@nancipants) April 26, 2012
WTF #Apocalypse?! So if not for Abeloth, Coruscant would remain in the hands of the Sith?! Epic fail Luke. #neverlearns #sweu
— Maleko Hurli man (@illogicalRogue2) April 25, 2012
Star Wars life…
realized today that i can speak entirely in #StarWars quotes & no one in my office would notice.
— …it’s just me… (@gingerblaze) April 26, 2012
First ? I’m asked when I got home “daddy, does Luke Skywalker eat hot dog buns w/his hot dogs?” Stumped again on #StarWars trivia
— Jason Kulczycki (@DarthIcarus) April 26, 2012
I love that my 3 year old daughter took one look at Disney’s Belle on her toothbrush and pronounced her “Princess Leia!” #starwars babies.
— Cate Geekling (@g33kling) April 25, 2012
I wonder if all these true hipsters realize they all look like 1970’s era George Lucas.
— Alex Kummert (@AlexKummert) April 24, 2012
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“I love you” & “I know” trending simultaneously, but not for the obvious reason? I’m disappointed in you, people of the internet. #StarWars
— Jon (@ifilmtheclouds) April 25, 2012
Matt Lanter (The Clone Wars’ Anakin) threw his hat into he ring for Catching Fire. Well, sort of:
No but in all seriousness I would actually LOVE to be a part of The Hunger Games as Finnick!
— Matt Lanter (@MattLanter) April 24, 2012
Snark and other truths.
If anyone tells you to RT because something amazing will appear you should ignore itThey’re Jedi scum playing mind tricks on you#starwars
— Stormtrooper TK-471 (@trooperTK471) April 24, 2012
You know that C3PO was build by Anakin Skywalker, because that robot was ALWAYS whining… #starwars
— Davin Sturdivant (@RelaxedDriver) April 25, 2012
This GOP primary was like the Star Wars prequels. We already knew the ending, but it was still unpleasant to watch +the dialogue needed work
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) April 25, 2012
Liam Neeson should do a movie called MISPLACED where he loses his keys and then kills everyone.
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) April 26, 2012