Video: Welcome to trainwreck syndrome

This video (Chris Dane Owens, “Shine”) is completely awful, yet disturbingly mesmerizing. Watch it. Then, go to for a thrilling Choose-Your-Adventure guess at the plot!

4 Replies to “Video: Welcome to trainwreck syndrome”

  1. Please tell me that guy is a Eurovision competitor. If he’s not, he should be. He would fit right in.

  2. Brilliant, the merging of classical elements from Welsh mythology, mixed with the 80s tribute montage, paying homeage to such works as Princess Bride, Krull, and G.I. Joe…plus a couple nods to modern classics like Harry Potter and Pirates of the Carribean…

    I…I’m simply blown away.

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