I’m just going to hurry up and post this before a new commercial happens. You know the drill.
I'm a grown adult and I pay taxes and eat steaks and I'm gonna cry like a baby seal in front of my wife and friends during the new Star Wars
— Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) November 16, 2015
just realized the new star wars is about a Black man & a woman fighting a hooded fanatic who carries a burning cross pic.twitter.com/X6DF1Yx8rn
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) November 12, 2015
R2-D2 truly is the most unproblematic of faves.
— jaylene (@freudiancascade) November 15, 2015
We are supposed to spend 2.5-ish movies rooting for a kid who straight up abandons C-3PO unfinished? Guys, I may not be able to do prequels.
— kateyrich (@kateyrich) November 12, 2015
"Hey kids, we bought Star Wars tickets!"
The 9yo: "I don't like theaters. They remind me of Abe Lincoln. You know what happened to HIM."
— Olivia Kelly (@OliviaKelly_) November 19, 2015
I'm issuing orders. More Star Wars. All the time. For everybody. That's the law. pic.twitter.com/qXPmad1rjT
— Holly Frey (@surliestgirl) November 19, 2015
Some days I think the most exciting thing about a new Star Wars trilogy is the chance that we'll finally stop relitigating the prequels.
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) November 16, 2015
…and then I remember that we're still relitigating the bikini.
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) November 16, 2015
No one should be allowed to say "It's a trap!" in movies anymore. That line is gone. It belongs to Star Wars. Find a different word.
— Megan (@marsmeg) November 17, 2015
I am giving a feminism GOLD STAR to @new_battlefront for letting me play as any gender, race or age I wish. pic.twitter.com/HKaTm1GnBX
— Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) November 17, 2015
I still think Disney/LFL missed a huge opportunity by not doing an all-new Star Wars Holiday Special this year. The timing is perfect!
— Gravy Whitta (@garywhitta) November 17, 2015
"Lumpawarroo" is nothing more than human-washing of Wookiee culture. Embrace Lumpawarrump, his true name, with pride.
— ph (@pablohidalgo) November 17, 2015
Say what you will about the Star Wars Holiday Special, you all know you’d love it if Bea Arthur tending bar in the cantina were canon.
— sabler (@sabler) November 17, 2015
VIPs
sydney greenstreet. i tried to put a fez on him but it was nixed. @PhilTippett pic.twitter.com/k9DR3cIvnc
— Phil Tippett (@PhilTippett) November 12, 2015
'Rogue One' set was good fun! Epic as usual!
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) November 13, 2015
Crazy being on a Star Wars set that doesn't involve Finn lol I should've auditioned for background!
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) November 13, 2015
Only one month of breath-holding left and then I can relax. For a day or two. #TheForceAwakens
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) November 18, 2015
Last night: finished writing my 6th* SW book this year. Now to start on the 7th. Busy times. (Only one of which has been announced)
— ph (@pablohidalgo) November 19, 2015
Distinct contexts for "Star Wars" (1977):
• how it was seen in '77
• as part of a trilogy
• as a Special Edition
• the 4th of 6 films
— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) November 19, 2015
The Force Awakens
Re: #TheForceAwakens marketing, half the Internet's all "ugh stupid mystery box" and the other half is "you're giving away too much!"
— Louis Ghanem (@lgghanem) November 11, 2015
i hope the terrorists are starting to realize that, no matter what they do, there will *always* be new Star Wars footage.
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) November 19, 2015
WANT: '80s-style hourlong "Making Of #ForceAwakens" special, a/v like an old betamax recording, hosted by 3PO & R2, narrated by Clancy Brown
— Full Of Sith (@FullOfSith) November 14, 2015
What if Star Wars' BB-8 is just Lobot with more wearable tech
— Wonderella (@wonderella) November 16, 2015
We have now reached the dangerous point where if THE FORCE AWAKENS is just okay I will basically be devastated.
— devin faraci (@devincf) November 13, 2015
Grandma just called to talk about Star Wars again :) "I can't find tickets! What if I go the next town over? Do you think they'd have some?"
— Jessica Quest (@raygungirl) November 13, 2015
padme faked her death and she's actually kylo ren
— lizzie (@anispadme) November 13, 2015
New commercials… So many commercials….
If you add up all the trailers and TV spots, we've seen roughly around 6 minutes of a 2 hour 16 minute movie. Not bad. #TheForceAwakens
— Al (@PixarCorner) November 14, 2015
Ralph's influence on Maz Kanata's castle from #StarWarsTheForceAwakens – early Vader castle concepts … pic.twitter.com/3ueJbrVyjQ
— Paul Bateman (@PaulRMQ) November 16, 2015
it looks like Hux is mid-note in a song here
STAR WARS EPISODE VII: LES IMPERIALES pic.twitter.com/6c6EZkB790
— ¯\_(heath)_/¯ (@heathdwilliams) November 15, 2015
This is the definition of old…yet new. #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/UO1shKiAOZ
— Ron Solo (@CPThrio) November 19, 2015
me on monday: rey is totally luke's daughter
me today: rey is TOTALLY han and leia's daughter
— bailey (@haarIeyquinn) November 11, 2015
Star Wars life
Embarrassing story: Talking to Ford, I mentioned Rey getting behind the "wheel" of the Falcon, eliciting this look: pic.twitter.com/1CBFk3Au9y
— Anthony Breznican (@Breznican) November 11, 2015
"The yoke. We don't have wheels." I looked at his planes in the hangar and said, "These are really shiny." https://t.co/2f6e3EHewt
— Anthony Breznican (@Breznican) November 11, 2015
Someday I will do a full analysis to uncover what % of my inbox is Star Wars quotes used in the course of normal work.
— Cole Horton (@ColeHorton) November 19, 2015
"Love can't save you! Only my new powers can!" is definitely a line I should have written into my wedding vows.
— David M Willis (@damnyouwillis) November 15, 2015
Ladies at the gym: oooo are you losing weight for your wedding?
Me: I'm getting ripped for a Star Wars cosplay.
— Captain A-Meg-ricute (@tspofnutmeg) November 15, 2015
If my house with 3 dogs is any indication, the Millennium Falcon is absolutely full of Chewbacca hair.
— Scott Chitwood (@Red5Aggie) November 15, 2015
I wish I could end some notes calls with "boring conversation anyway" and a blaster shot into the speakerphone. #StarWars
— Jose Molina (@JoseMolinaTV) November 15, 2015
Snark
Star Wars The Force Awakens details leaked! What we can learn from which flavor of Chex the characters are on
— I Survived Hellshift (@AlligatorHands2) November 17, 2015
#BestKeptCelebritySecrets The script for the next 2 STAR WARS films are on a tiny drive kept in Harrison Ford's earring.
— Super Nugget (@supernuggetshow) November 19, 2015
If they think it's a long way to Alderaan now, just wait a few years. #StarWarsRebels
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) November 19, 2015