We’ve all eased back into normal life post-Celebration, just in time for May the 4th on Monday. In the meantime, John Boyega’s family gets their revenge for all those secrets he won’t spill, The Force Awakens posters have begun appearing in theaters, and something about… Dog poop? Whatever, it’s Friday.
Dad "everyone leave their plates in the sink for John to wash since he won't tell us anything about force awakens"
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) April 29, 2015
The price I pay for secrecy…..Thanks Dad…. Love you :/ pic.twitter.com/mA9a0HFfUs
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) April 29, 2015
being a fan of the original star wars expanded universe is what it must be like to be a history scholar in north korea.
— javi grillo-marxuach (@OKBJGM) April 27, 2015
How http://t.co/F54clSji5E are you trying to be funny right now? pic.twitter.com/pGk8wn1MHF
— Matthew/TI-75677 (@JediHunter66) April 30, 2015
Bothins are illiterate, sharing only pictographic information.The spelling of their name is arbitrary, should you ever need to write to one.
— Anthony Daniels (@ADaniels3PO) April 28, 2015
Why doesn't Luke mourn for Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru? Maybe the moisture vaporators snarfed up all the tears. #penguicon #starwars
— Charlie Jane Anders (@charliejane) April 25, 2015
R'oareal. https://t.co/VVZ7Pwk1v2
— Star Wars (@starwars) April 29, 2015
Bad puns incoming
It's that time of year when I remind the Internet the real Star Wars Day is May 25.
— Nanci (@nancipants) April 29, 2015
*Every* time we announce/release something, people say we should have done it on May the 4th… without fail. That day would suck.
— Andi Gutierrez (@DeeGoots) May 1, 2015
The Force Awakens
Shut up, Fandango. You don't know me. You don't know my life. pic.twitter.com/Oj8WCA7uvp
— Bria (@chaosbria) April 30, 2015
It's real. It's really happening pic.twitter.com/dVgwGrJPS4
— Darren Hayes (@darrenhayes) April 29, 2015
So this was just outside our #Avergers theatre. 😃 #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/oIvdoMvoK4
— Cherylanne (@CA_Corneille) April 30, 2015
Can we go now?!? pic.twitter.com/774pCRXIUD
— Nanci (@nancipants) April 30, 2015
Wearing a TFA shirt and see the new poster! To cool! @yak_face pic.twitter.com/maARHhxOil
— The WolfPack Podcast (@TheWolfPackCCMM) April 30, 2015
This theater just erupted into applause when they saw the Lucasfilm logo for the Star Wars trailer.
— Patrick (@Traincrossin) May 1, 2015
I wanted to jump out of my seat when #TheForceAwakens trailer played. I was grinning ear to ear. It was beauitful on the big screen.
— Trey Mendenhall (@TreyMendenhall) May 1, 2015
I hope at some point in #StarWars #TheForceAwakens they fly past some yellow letters, just floating through the galaxy.
— Kirk Damato (@kirksays) April 30, 2015
Tatooine Sunset @starwars #DaisyRidley #episodevii pic.twitter.com/ULou798UEN
— Craig Drake (@CraigDrakeArt) April 25, 2015
"isn't rey going to get heat stroke in her outfit?" — people who have never lived in the desert
— sad about sansa (@nicolecieux) April 29, 2015
the arm/leg wraps & tunic are breathable, all of her skin is covered in light fabric, and she has thick layers for nighttime. it's perfect.
— sad about sansa (@nicolecieux) April 29, 2015
Pretty interesting photo. I'm absolutely convinced Rey is a Skywalker. pic.twitter.com/yrvKqX2bOw
— Matthew/TI-75677 (@JediHunter66) April 25, 2015
I haven't even let myself consider the implications of the family theme of Luke's monologue & his relationship to whoever he's talking to.
— Nanci (@nancipants) April 24, 2015
Because if I'm wrong it will crush me. I can't get my hopes up like that. But I want to so badly. :(
— Nanci (@nancipants) April 24, 2015
A very basic guide to similar looking Skywalker lightsabers pic.twitter.com/KnRY1Wr6gO
— Yakface.com (@yak_face) April 21, 2015
Look, I’m just saying there’s no reason to ever feel bad again when we have that Force Awakens trailer to watch in a pinch.
— Eric Goldman (@EricIGN) April 24, 2015
RogueOne
Between #StarWarsRebels and #RogueOne I am predicting the triumphant return to fashion of giant honking sideburns by 2017 at the latest.
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) April 23, 2015
Star Wars Rogue One, maybe pic.twitter.com/ytMAq6h77l
— Ben Oliver (@BenOliverArt) April 25, 2015
Rogue One v2 pic.twitter.com/hqa00F7GLU
— Ben Oliver (@BenOliverArt) April 27, 2015
#Wheres[InsertFemaleCharacterHere]
If I can't find #StarWars #TheForceAwakens Rey merch in December, I'm going to be pissed. #WheresNatasha
— Collin Llewellyn (@collinllewellyn) April 29, 2015
Petition for more (re: ANY) @StarWars merch with Boushh Leia on it. Look at this badass. pic.twitter.com/LLzBRajz78
— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) April 27, 2015
.@ToysRUs You just sent me an email saying you're the source for all things Star Wars, but I don't see any female action figures from Rebels
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) April 27, 2015
Celebration hangovers
Sometimes you just sit there and wonder: "Where in the Galaxy are the droids I'm looking for?"
Memories from #SWCA pic.twitter.com/8S00gb9vgt
— Ilya Glazkov (@IlGlaz) April 23, 2015
Still standing in line at the #swca store. I just want to buy this sock wookiee! @Darth_Duff @DarthInternous send help!
— James Floyd (@jamesjawa) April 25, 2015
I had pulled on a Star Wars t-shirt by instinct before I realized that Celebration is over and I should vary my wardrobe more again.
— Bria (@chaosbria) April 25, 2015
This just happened at #C2E2 ::
"Hey! You're that guy from #SWCA "
Me "um, I am?"
"Yeah, I saw you. You signed that sandwich. "
— Tom(Darth Internous) (@DarthInternous) April 25, 2015
The Expanded Universe
The last page of Lords of the Sith has me very excited. @ChuckWendig pic.twitter.com/aIctlbEkQC
— Doug Brooks (@DesertVol) April 28, 2015
A new issue of Princess Leia is out today, which means a portion of my evening will be spent telling people they're wrong and it's awesome.
— Brian (@brian_nov) April 29, 2015
Leia's talk about "hope" is the best dialog Waid has written in the entire series pic.twitter.com/BmBekUY6s1
— Pete Morrison (@ThePeteAwakens) April 30, 2015
I wish they'd make Star Wars guidebooks era-specific. Like "Ultimate Star Wars: Clone Wars Era" and have it cover 32BBY through 19BBY.
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) April 29, 2015
Search hit: "Heir to the Jedi insult to Timothy Zahn." Well anon, I didn't like it that much, but that seems like overkill.
— Social Justice Jedi (@LaneWinree) April 29, 2015
"It's gonna take more than a banner on a book to change my mind about what Tim Zahn did or what Mike Stackpole did.." – James Luceno
— Aaron Goins (@avgoins) April 29, 2015
“Orientation” by @jjmfaraway is best @SW_Insider story to date! Vader, a fun new navy old-timer, and RAE SLOAN. Plus 3 female Imp admirals!
— Jay (@admiraljello) April 22, 2015
Star Wars life
HR knew EXACTLY what it was doing by sending an email about “Empire Strikes Back” with “Exclusive Star Wars Screening” as the subject line.
— Megan Adams (@mnmnadams) April 22, 2015
My daughter's big takeaway from #StarWars Episode One is that she's not special because she wasn't born from immaculate conception. #kids
— Rob E. Boley (@robboley) April 24, 2015
As a 6 yr old, I thought they were called Tie fighters because they looked like bow ties. Hung on to that thinking way too long. #StarWars
— Co O'Neill (@oneillwriter) April 24, 2015
When my dog poops on the floor I pretend he's a baby ewok. It's much cuter if a baby ewok poops on my floor. #wisdom #starwars #dogpoop
— Pat Aldrich (@pataldrich) April 24, 2015
5th grade band is playing the Star Wars theme and I teared up
— Anika (@manicpixiedane) April 24, 2015
So today when I saw Kylo Ren, I yelled out "Kylo!" and waved like we were besties. He waved back so there you go.
— Kay (@Geek_Kay) April 26, 2015
Where is your new Star Wars footage, so-called "Nerd Prom"?
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 26, 2015
Two-year-old just described Boba Fett as "like a boy Sabine". I'm totally ok with that. :)
— Amy Beth Christenson (@abchristenson) April 27, 2015
Star Wars Trilogy Episodes IV-VI. pic.twitter.com/iC465Rs3tV
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) April 27, 2015
Snark
10 years ago, R2D2 hooked up with a gobstopper at the REVENGE OF THE SITH wrap party. Today, he's in for a shock. pic.twitter.com/MTI8PGYrps
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) April 23, 2015
AW YES I MADE IT TWICE
Woo hoo!
Stooge takes the top spot! and i made the cut!