Some of the licenses for the Episode 3 release have been leaked by Brandweek.com.
And we finally got that weight off from the Episode 1 release, too!
Mayhem and heavy breathing
Get ready to rob the pizza delivery guy and then place all those obscene phone calls you’ve been wanting to make. The Darth Vader voice changer helmet is finally ready for pre-order!
You can not resist the cute
These are the most adorable action figures ever. I want them. Well, maybe not Luke. But pass me a Chewie. Plush Cthulhu is lonely.
Pirate figures
This won’t help anyone in pursuit of Johnny Depp’s dirty pirate children, but you might be glad to hear that there are Pirates Of The Caribbean action figures coming out. Including a 18″ (!!!) Jack Sparrow.
Alas, they don’t seem to stripable, so you’ll have to content yourself with Obi-Wan and his tawdry pals. On that note… I ran across a customized Qui-Gon on LJ. Is he not sparkly?
All the Wonderful Toys…
Rebelscum’s Comic Con wrap-up highlights the Con floor.
A voice no one can refuse
Kids won’t go to bed when you tell them? Spouse refuses to put his or her dirty socks in the hamper? Boss won’t pony up with that pay rise you’ve more than earned? Starbucks barista too slow?
Worry no more! With the soon-to-be released Darth Vader voice modulator you’ll have those annoying humans around you jumping to your command in no time.