Gift like a Sith
Santa Maul is very much in favor of Ask Metafilter’s passive-aggressive gift thread. It brings back Santa Maul’s pain-tinged childhood memories of training with Darth Sinterklaas, and a tear to… No, that’s dust.
Santa Maul reminds you: The greatest gifts are those that keep on giving.
Laser death ray bargain bin
Santa Maul has a mancrush on great admiration for Brock Samson. Thus, Santa Maul advises you to buy the first season of The Venture Brothers on DVD for the fine sale price of $8.99.
Santa Maul hates the holidays, but loves buying stuff. Isn’t it ironic?
Santa Maul is generally not partial to Star Wars merchandise featuring second-rate Sith hack Darth Vader, but he is greatly intrigued by this Musical Holiday Waterball found by X-Entertainment. Santa Maul’s l33t Sith research skillz find that the item was released in September, but now can only be found online at eBay. Santa Maul is unsure of the suitability of giving holiday-themed items for Christmas, but doubts that such a faux pas would result in disembowelment.
Um… yeah.
So it’s a holiday or something. I guess. Happy whatever.
One last Halloween post
RebelScum’s costume contest netted some great costumes – Among the winners, a AT-ST, Lego Stormtrooper and Darth Waiter. Also: Ewok Kitty! Endor Ranger! Rubbermaid Gonk!
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Look at the size of that thing!
An AT-AT made of gingerbread? Why not?
Nativity Contest Winners!
And our winner is… Adoration of the Jedi by Leah Mangue of Nerf Herders Anonymous!
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Our judges said: “Those Eopie would be the cutest things ever, except for the Vader-tater and his Evil Halo; A beautiful drawing. Especially like Windu’s tears!”
Chewbacca Sings the Hits
Merry Freaking Life Day
It’s that time of year again – when the fanboys fancy turns towards the Star Wars Holiday Special. Mock ye well, merry gentlefolk! Here’s some links to get you in the spirit:
- StarWarsHolidaySpecial.com
- Mike Streeter’s Holiday Special fan site
- Wookieepedia:The Star Wars Holiday Special
- Holiday Special Technical Commentaries
- Cinematical’s Low Points of the Star Wars Xmas Special
Only three days left to enter our Nativity Contest!