Since last time, we found out we’re going to SDCC (well, The Force Awakens is, clear your Friday) and the Star Wars comic dropped a crazy tidbit into a core character’s past that no one saw coming, though maybe we should have. Also! Homemade BB-8s! Pee jokes! All the usual bullshit!
Some rascal hid Luke, Leia, and Han in the hamper (with $2). It's the last place we expected to find a well-funded rebel base. #StarWars
— Lisa Perks (@mediamarathon) June 4, 2015
I sure hope the new #StarWars has a funny looking bald white guy so I can nail down a Halloween costume for years.
— Dee Cee (@downwordspiral2) June 4, 2015
I highly suggest listening to the #StarWars theme while at work. You feel way more important and you may tell someone to punch it.
— CB (@GilliesStache84) June 5, 2015
I admire the Star Wars films for the ways they completely rewrite the rules in each film and act like it was always that way. #Respect
— Arune Singh (@arune) June 7, 2015
Oddly enough, Return of the Jedi is my favorite SW film because it just kinda does everything with no apologies. And Ewoks.
— Arune Singh (@arune) June 7, 2015
*The skeletons of Luke's adopted parents are literally smoking onscreen*
Melody: Are they dead? #StarWars
— Brittany Blair (@FairMissBlair) June 5, 2015
I know 6 million forms of communication but girl, the only one that matters is the one I use when talking to you.
— Andrew Lupi (@MasterAndrew15) June 5, 2015
Remember when Luke Skywalker choked a couple of Gamorrean Guards to death? I like how we all just ignore that because it was kinda hot.
— YZ Freedman (@stoogey) June 1, 2015
The Force Awakens
I've been writing mrs h solo for YEARS, so is that a spoiler or ESP? You be the judge….
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) June 3, 2015
*prepares joke about The Force Awakens being a Hanukkah miracle* *double-checks calendar* GOSH DANG IT, WE WERE SO CLOSE
— Shoshana B (@ryorin) June 1, 2015
We live in a very strange world where the rumored color of a fictional character's appendage could be considered news.
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) June 8, 2015
Husband: The big twist in the new Star Wars movies will be that Han Solo is EVERYONE'S father.
— Kiersten White (@kierstenwhite) June 9, 2015
If fanboys love The Force Awakens, I assume they'll write that J.J. Abrams made sweet, gentle love to their childhood.
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) June 9, 2015
what i want from tfa's sdcc panel (realistically): a one-line synopsis, well-timed clips, and official character posters.
— jakku jacuzzi (@nicolecieux) June 10, 2015
what i want from tfa's sdcc panel (selfishly): JUST SHOW ME WHAT LEIA'S FULL COSTUME LOOKS LIKE OH MY GOD
— jakku jacuzzi (@nicolecieux) June 10, 2015
I love how the default #SDCC attendee reaction to #TheForceAwakens is OMG immediately followed by FUCK. THE LINE 😥.
— Elysia (@agxntcarter) June 10, 2015
Can they just project the new #TheForceAwakens footage on the side of the Marriott so the whole city can see? #HallH isn't big enough. #SDCC
— Kristina Meek (@meek_the_geek) June 10, 2015
Anthology films
How to tell a Star Wars rumor is false: 1) It begins with "Shadows of the Empire" as a foundation. That wasn't even hard.
— Jason Fry (@jasoncfry) May 30, 2015
Every scene of an Obi-Wan movie set between III and IV: "Sigh, another day. Maybe I'll drink some blue milk [begins knitting a new robe]."
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) June 3, 2015
I want a @StarWars anthology movie about the guy who cries when Luke kills that monster under Jabba the Hutt's floor. What's his story?
— Maud (@the_maudster) June 3, 2015
The Expanded Universe
Leia is a boss. Seriously. I'm so sad this comic is ending with the next issue because it improves with each release. pic.twitter.com/STWDXYmh4a
— Catrina Dennis (@ohcatrina) June 3, 2015
I don't know what all the fuss is about. A dude like Han Solo would totally have a Tammy 1 and probably a Tammy 2.
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) June 3, 2015
So wait this #StarWars comic news makes Han Solo even more of a scoundrel then, amirite?
— Robert Welkner (@pennyman) June 3, 2015
Look, a new black woman in #StarWars! Clearly she's related to the other new black character even though the timeline doesn't make sense.
— Justin Bolger (@TheApexFan) June 4, 2015
Despite my general lack of interest in PT/TCW stuff, #DarkDisciple has captured my interest in a way no PT book has since Dark Rendezvous.
— Jay (@admiraljello) June 5, 2015
I totally wasn't expecting this book to be about Donald Trump's The Apprentice #DarkDisciple
— David J. Schwarz (@JoinTheSchwarz) June 5, 2015
Soon! #BookCon #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/gkF9wijuHn
— Johnamarie Macias (@BlueJaigEyes) May 30, 2015
Star Wars life
Onto episode IV. I think I know a fair amount about @starwars then my 7 y.o. asks me "why don't the jawas ever take their hoods down?"
— MSD (@Elizavbelle) May 30, 2015
The Li'l Lightspeed created her own BB-8 droid. @nikkiphins #TheForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/5q76hoLLdB
— Dax Lightspeed (@DaxLightspeed) June 2, 2015
Seems that California could solve its drought problems if George Lucas would just reveal the technology behind moisture farms. #starwars
— Eric Boyle (@EricBoyle) June 4, 2015
That moment when you are stuck on the planet and you have to improvise #StarWars pic.twitter.com/lWWW0yk5sp
— hunter woolery (@WiHuWo) June 3, 2015
I have no idea what my neighbors are up to, but the phrase "Can I borrow your lightsaber?" was just uttered… #StarWars
— Jaclyn (@JaclynReynolds) June 5, 2015
My son slept through last hour of #ReturnoftheJedi last night. What child of mine does that? Beginning to think he's adopted. #StarWars
— Warren T. Carrigan (@WarrenCarrigan) June 5, 2015
Not to say I rocked the commute home, but the only person to make better time than me was Han Solo on the Kessel run. #StarWars #PointsMe
— DVRsion (@DVRsion) June 4, 2015
Snark
If Stormtrooper's pee like they aim, the bathroom on the Death Star is probably pretty gross #StarWars
— Justin Taylor (@TheSmarmyBum) June 5, 2015
Just realising that #StarWars The Force Awakens won't as good if it doesn't have Oscar Issac 'tearing up the fucking dancefloor' in a scene
— Eamonn Rafferty (@eamonnrafferty) June 3, 2015