Seeds of geekdom

What self-respecting geek would carve a pumpkin with triangle eyes and buck teeth when one could fashion Darth Vader or Legolas in squash instead?

Here you will find an amazing array of pumpkin carving patterns just in time for Halloween.

Choose “patterns” on the left-hand side of the screen for a complete listing, including SW, LOTR, Super Heroes, Famous Movie Monsters, and more.

Roll Over, Sir Alec

Sir Alec Guinness did not seem terribly fond of pop culture in his day; bashing the very pop culture icon that gave him a comfortable retirement on more than one occasion.

So imagine his horror if he should look down and discover that his movie Last Holiday is being remade

…starring LL Cool J and Queen Latifah.

Now will be the time we find out if the dead really can come back to haunt.

Wherefore art thou, Lois Lane?

First off… Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor? DUDE.

Rumor mill says there are several candidates up for Lois Lane in the new Superman Movie:

Meanwhile, Cinescape says the following six actresses are being considered for the role of Lois Lane: Mischa Barton from “The O.C.”, Charisma Charpenter from “Angel,” Mia Kirshner from “The Crow: City of Angels,” Evangeline Lilly from “Lost,” Natalie Portman from the “Star Wars” prequels, and Keri Russell from “Felicity”.

Right off… Natalie Portman? No: she’s just too ladylike for Lois. She lacks the… well. Balls. Lois needs a harder edge, more brass. Hell, most of the girls up there are a little lacking. (Mischa Barton? WTF?) Charisma Charpenter can snark with the best of them, but certainly there’s more than one mouthy brunette in Hollywood? Hell, Smallville found one.

What do you folks think?

No, the other bugger over there!

Someone with a lot of time on their hands has redone the LOTR movie scripts with Monty Python quotes. The site appears to be down right now but is archived here.

Frodo: Odd, the ring is cool though it has been touched by the flames… and strangely heavier.
Gandalf: Look for writing, Frodo… do you see any?
Frodo: Yes! Here… along the inside… it says “Orodruin Jewlers 10-Karat.”