Someone with a lot of time on their hands has redone the LOTR movie scripts with Monty Python quotes. The site appears to be down right now but is archived here.
Frodo: Odd, the ring is cool though it has been touched by the flames… and strangely heavier.
Gandalf: Look for writing, Frodo… do you see any?
Frodo: Yes! Here… along the inside… it says “Orodruin Jewlers 10-Karat.”