Burgers, cereal and broken things within, plus Ewan McGregor and Chuck Wendig’s ramblings on Aftermathier 2.
Everyone gets pissed at Kenobi and Yoda for lying to Luke, but R2 knew everything also and he gets a pass. #StarWars
— Brian (@brian_nov) August 2, 2015
Many Bothams died to bring us the ingredients in this burger… pic.twitter.com/oi2WzM2Ubs
— Lillian Skye (@LillianSkye_) August 1, 2015
Well done @starwars. Well done. pic.twitter.com/1hB05p5R4k
— AndyLincoln's Finger (@Lincolns_Finger) July 27, 2015
I just described #StarWars #ANewHope as the story of a badass named Princess Leia. Luke Skywalker was mentioned as an afterthought.
— Magda Naziemiec (@lemmonberri) July 31, 2015
Me: "This one has a new Death Star."
Son: "Do they destroy it?"
"You'll have to see–"
Blu-Ray menu immediately shows Death Star explode.
— Seth Worley (@Awakeland3D) July 25, 2015
Huttslayer
Can we petition to replace the term "Slave Leia" with "Leia the Huttslayer"? (cc: @FullOfSith)
— angie (@tonks17) July 23, 2015
It's been so moved by @tonks17 that we replace the term "Slave Leia" with "Leia the Huttslayer." I hereby second the motion. #starwars
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) July 23, 2015
With more than 300 RTs & 8,000 Tumblr reblogs & counting, I say @tonks17's motion to change Slave Leia to Huttslayer Leia carries. #starwars
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) July 25, 2015
Well done @carrieffisher pic.twitter.com/OfK6lD7Tsq
— ☾ (@poetsinmyheart) August 7, 2015
Sequel trilogy
If Kylo sees as little as I do through this mask no wonder he's pissed pic.twitter.com/EMgOGHtm7r
— Sissi☆ (@Marswueste) August 4, 2015
First thought in my head today: I wonder if John Bogeya will suddenly become an expert marksmen once he joins up with the rebels. #StarWars
— G. Jesse Martinez (@GJesseMartinez) July 30, 2015
140 days until #TheForceAwakens & Master Luke! @HamillHimself @JohnBoyega @bad_robot #StarWars #LukeSkywalker pic.twitter.com/qjzdZ8feGt
— Renaud Roche (@caaalef) July 31, 2015
Lucasfilm/Hasbro has kept all the new Star Wars stuff under wraps so much that I'm not excited, like at all.
— Meister Shake (@MeisterShake) August 4, 2015
You'd think since I've waited 32 years already for a sequel to ROTJ…4 months would be nothing…it's not. This waiting is KILLING ME.
— P-Thug (@Hermann22) August 3, 2015
This midichlorian thing is not a story about Star Wars, it's a story about how journalism works now.
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) August 4, 2015
All this talk of midi-chlorians in #TheForceAwakens reminds me of the uproar that "Mandalorian" did not appear in Episode 2 #StarWars
— paul depaola (@PaulDePaola) August 5, 2015
Anthology films
No not true. I'm up for it though. I'd like to do the story between Ep 3 and 4. I'd be happy to be back in the cloak https://t.co/OSBG28obvp
— Ewan McGregor (@mcgregor_ewan) August 6, 2015
I fell down the stairs @ Lucasfilm while working on #RogueOne and no-one in the media wrote articles about it WHATEVS pic.twitter.com/BzDfCvEL7n
— Gary Whitta (@garywhitta) July 31, 2015
#RogueOne is using the CGI that de-aged ANT-MAN's Michael Douglas to de-age Felicity Jones to childhood so she can play Boba's daughter.
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) August 1, 2015
The Expanded Universe
*outlining STAR WARS: AFTERMATH 2*
man you guys are gonna love this book it's got like, so many wampa or wampas or whatever they are
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 6, 2015
AFTERMATH 2 is gonna be like, a buncha ships going pyoo pyoo pyoo and then things exploding and then kowakian monkey-lizards everywhere
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 6, 2015
there's gonna be like, a talking lightsaber and probably a planet with a limited biome and a buncha stars and a buncha wars and man y'know
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 6, 2015
the continuing adventures of wig chudneck, drunken jedi master where he punches space slugs with his cool lightsaber fist vwommpsh vwommpsh
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 6, 2015
Star Wars life
If I could just get my car to make speeder bike noises I wouldn't complain about anything ever again. #StarWars
— Brandon J. Griffin (@griffunk) August 6, 2015
My floor just squeaked exactly like the R2-D2 malfunction noise. Very pleased. #starwars #Artoo #R2D2
— Ian Campbell (@IanFCampbell) July 31, 2015
The day he stops using #TheForce to open doors will be a very sad day. 😉 pic.twitter.com/tm7RJQgFFx
— Rachel B. Hobson (@rachelbhobson) July 25, 2015
What happens when you slice a banana with a lightsaber? Can you pop corn with a lightsaber? Things I think about while cooking dinner.
— James Floyd (@jamesjawa) August 4, 2015
Every time I use the phrase 'I'll insert a hyperlink', a tiny piece of me imagines I'm captaining the Millenium Falcon
#StarWars
— Lee Hughes (@LeeHughes2) July 31, 2015
I envy the people who aren't fans of #StarWars and their ability to use the word "Grievous" in casual conversation.
— Darin (@Cat5InTheCradle) July 31, 2015
Can any fifth grade teachers confirm a theory I have? That the only reason we still teach Roman Numerals is because of Star Wars movies?
— YZ Freedman (@stoogey) July 30, 2015
These @Target back-to-school ads are making it reallyy hard to not buy an R2D2 book bag for myself the day before my 26th birthday.#StarWars
— Regina Castañeda (@OhReg) July 30, 2015
God grant me strength not to throw my kebab at the guy who just said "Yeah it's like when Han Solo was encased in carbon fibre" #StarWars
— Scott Ellis (@blahblahellis) July 31, 2015
Snark
"What are your thoughts on the emphasis on practical effects in #TheForceAwakens?" #GOPDebate #rejectedquestions
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) August 7, 2015
The next time you see someone getting hyped about new Star Wars, try explaining to them that "all wars matter."
— Jeff Stolarcyk (@TheOtherJeff) August 2, 2015