Santa Maul has returned – briefly – to remind you that the Her Universe Cyber Monday merchandise is now available for purchase, even though none of it features his handsome visage.
Santa Maul is sure there are other deals to be had in the vast internet – something about blueprints and other t-shirts – but he has the ennui.
I really want to get the Blueprints, but even at $250, that’s just too much for my taste.
And this makes me sad. And bitter.
And in need of buying a lottery ticket.