Disney just needs to buy loneliness and alienation and they'll own my entire childhood!
— John Barber (@TheJohnBarber) December 6, 2013
Due to the insidious influence of Santa Maul, among other things, the tweet roundup has had to go bi-weekly for the holiday season. Despite all that it was a productive couple of weeks, with the movies airing on Spike, Disney and Paramount sorting out the rights to Indiana Jones and the usual array of news, rumors and snarkage. Onward!
73% of me would love for a guy to say, "I know," after I say, "I love you," but the other 27% wonders how my face would respond. #StarWars
— Margaret Ann Jarosz (@DelMargie) December 2, 2013
Underneath the Falcon. #starwars pic.twitter.com/qKJv9DGlJ8
— Star Wars 1977-1983 (@StarWars7783) December 8, 2013
http://twitter.com/tingeltangelben/status/407419095223902208
Lucasfilm really missed a money-making opportunity by not created a Cloud City jungle gym / playground set.
— Liz Bartolomeo (@lizbart) December 2, 2013
Musha the Death Star Dog "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational cone collar!" pic.twitter.com/HBgmzKZNWJ
— 501st Legion (@501stLegion) November 29, 2013
Watching the movies
Today marks the 5th day in a row I've watched Star Wars. Today I also found five dollars on the floor. Coincidence? I think not. #TheForce
— Kahla Marie (@KahlaKazoo) November 27, 2013
If Anakin had just gotten his Turbo Man doll for Christmas the younglings would still be alive today.
— Carrie (@Keeba13) December 7, 2013
Stormtroopers' accuracy peaks in the first scene of A New Hope. They were a pretty awesome force back then. #StarWars
— Peter Farley (@TheReal_Peeta) December 1, 2013
Stormtrooper looking for droids: "Eh, this door's locked. Fuck it." That's some fine droid searching there, Lou. #StarWars
— MunkyKayse (@munkykayse) December 2, 2013
Brian: There's a lot of gratuitous Harrison Ford ass in this scene. Me: Harrison Ford ass is never gratuitous.
— Nantooine, they're on Nantooine (@nancipants) December 1, 2013
Luke abandons a perfectly good X-Wing at Bespin trying to escape. The Rebels are short on ships right now Luke. #starwars
— Ken Fager (@kenfagerdotcom) December 2, 2013
http://twitter.com/infinata/status/407696165824524288
when the Emperor told Luke a legion of his "best" troops were waiting to ambush the rebels, I think he was over selling it. #starwars
— Comic Attack (@ComicAttack) December 2, 2013
The end of Return of the Jedi where it is pretty much burning man but in the woods #StarWars
— Wizard of Loneliness (@badlydrawnhugz) December 2, 2013
You may be sassy but you will never be as sassy as R2D2 #StarWars
— Mikayla (@mikay1515) December 2, 2013
Indiana Jones
If Disney now has the distribution rights for future Indiana Jones films, will they start with a logo dissolve to a real fairytale castle?
— Derooftrouser (@Derooftrouser) December 7, 2013
If Disney brings new Star Wars and Indiana Jones movies to #SDCC, they're gonna have to rent out Petco Park. #hallhaintbigenuf
— SDCC Unofficial Blog (@SD_Comic_Con) December 7, 2013
It would be great if Disney stipulated it wanted Indiana jones rights in exchange for Jerry Bruckheimer
— Lucas Shaw (@Lucas_Shaw) December 6, 2013
Am sure JJ will be involved in INDY franchise going forward. Spielberg and Lucas have found the guy and company to preserve their legacies.
— Daniel Alter (@DAlter007) December 7, 2013
If Disney wanted to play really cute they'd cast the same actor in the Indy reboot as the Solo spin-off.
— Simon Uttley (@SiUttley) December 7, 2013
http://twitter.com/Corellian_Sugar/status/409379465567797248
Episode VII and such
http://twitter.com/infinata/status/407399256916389888
I hope the new Star Wars films have as many lawless, unsympathetic murders as the previous ones. #disney #StarWars #murder
— Tony Stallman (@FthatFitzgerald) December 4, 2013
http://twitter.com/2Manhattans/status/405861304683855872
http://twitter.com/Jedi_Alba/status/407512460250603521
That Fisher woman has been too quiet lately…
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) November 30, 2013
The Expanded Universe
Phrase used in a meeting today, no context for you: Leia Kardashian.
— Jennifer Heddle (@jenheddle) December 4, 2013
If the Grinch was in Star Wars, there would be an EU explanation how his species evolved to accommodate rapid expansion of the heart.
— Paul Ens (@paulens) December 4, 2013
"The Star Wars" comic book series is here to remind me that Star Wars the movie could have been really awful. pic.twitter.com/gyl8H6qrDW
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) December 8, 2013
me, writing: is it "holodrama" or "holo drama"? better look it up on the Wook… *1.5 hrs later* I no longer need to read LOTF or FOTJ now.
— Erin TK-4610 (@verojecsguard) December 4, 2013
Star Wars(ish) life
I just bought 8 boxes of Cheerios for the Star Wars collectible pens so don't tell me I know nothing about frivolous spending.
— mehnidict (@Slumber_Partay) November 27, 2013
It wouldn't be weird if I made reindeer antlers for all my AT-ATs, would it? #StarWars
— Amy Ratcliffe (@amy_geek) November 26, 2013
Never trust someone that has a Star Wars tattoo but can't lift spaceships with their mind.
— CatMan (@CuddleYourCat) November 27, 2013
Seattle looks like the Cloud City from #starwars from the pic via @anthonywx. @pkedrosky #starwarsframes http://t.co/mDHAVBmve4
— Thomas Pham (@tstpham) November 27, 2013
Tried to be a good son-in-law and go grab a cheap TV from Walmart today. Now I know how Luke Skywalker felt walking into the cantina.
— Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) November 29, 2013
Kids making me sound like Princess Leia on Death Star: "Between his howling and your blasting…"
— Brian Lowry (@blowryontv) November 29, 2013
Wearing my Indiana Jones hat and people keep asking me if the train stops at certain places! I must look knowledgable!
— Clodagh Pickavance (@clodagh_p) December 6, 2013
Lucasfilm lobby holiday decor. Mace Windu would totally approve. pic.twitter.com/XApV5NJ2zD
— Tracy Cannobbio (@Tcann13) December 4, 2013
http://twitter.com/Erik_Dre2/status/407393773568540672
Anyone who doesn't pretend to use the force when triggering those motion sensitive paper towel dispensers is a damn liar.
— That Fred Girl (@fred42) December 4, 2013
“It's really slow at work.”http://t.co/SmQB7qSEh5 pic.twitter.com/k2fiAagKY6
— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) December 8, 2013
http://twitter.com/BobbyRobertsPDX/status/408667778590064640
Sad for all women that my wife is the only lady that gets to hear me sing "Me-se Jar-Jar Binks" to the tune of Miley's "Wrecking Ball."
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) November 25, 2013
Snark
Can't wait for Jennifer Lawrence to be the new Indiana Jones.
— Brian Duffield (@BrianDuffield) December 6, 2013
First look at Amazon's new delivery drone. (Also helpful for finding Rebel bases on Hoth.) pic.twitter.com/JlFdNiHzks
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) December 2, 2013
"THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!" shouts Indiana Jones as he carries your mom away.
— articulus infractus (@trittilare) December 6, 2013
Just sold my franchising and licensing rights to Disney.
*buys pack of gum*
— Oh Bonvivant (@Bonvivant23) December 7, 2013