Higher than average whinging is expected in the wake of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, yes. But a helpline?
Retailers fear that the ending of the series and the accompanying deaths could cause such level of distress among fans that Waterstone’s, a major bookseller, are planning to set up a helpline for readers.
Because no beloved character has ever died in fiction before. Quick, hide the Russian literature section! (via fandom lounge)
Sheesh! Can’t they just write alternate-ending fanfics like everybody else?
*looks guilty*
Ok, if you’re disturbed enough to kill yourself because of Harry freakin’ Potter, chances are you’re disturbed enough to kill yourself period. In whichcase there are a significant number of helplines to suit your needs.
I have a feeling they’ll be getting calls from people who just want to talk about the book.
If anyone actually kills themselves over HP, I will consider it a victory for natural selection.
They’d be better off organizing a book club. ;)
Just another commentary on the sad state of affairs, natural selection indeed.