Galactic Games Final Results

But for tomorrow night’s Closing Ceremonies, it’s all over here at the Galactic Games in Indianapolis. The final medal tally has the Vegetrian Spank Inferno leading the pack with 5 total medals (3 Gold and 2 Silver), the Vinyl Team with 5 medals (1 Gold and 4 Silvers), the Lusers with 2 medals (both Gold) and the APG with two medals (1 Gold and 1 Silver). The medals for events are as follows:

GUNGAN RELAY RACE
GOLD: Tom, Trina & Sam – Vegetarian Spank Inferno
SILVER: Susan Ruby, & Caroline – Vinyl

BANTHA POODOO DISCUS
GOLD: Derek – APG
SILVER: Liz – Vegetarian Spank Inferno

BOWCASTER
GOLD: Luci – Lusers
SILVER: Beth – Vinyl

HOT THERMAL DETONATOR
GOLD: Kim & Caitlin – Lusers
SILVER: Cindi & VJ – APG

LIGHTSABER PONG RACE
GOLD: Susan – Vinyl
SILVER: Trina – Vegetarian Spank Inferno

KNIT OFF
GOLD: Blu – Vegetarian Spank Inferno
SILVER: Bobbi – Vinyl

DWARF TOSS
GOLD: Aaron – Vegetarian Spank Inferno
SILVER: Beth – Vinyl

NON MEDAL EVENT RIBBON WINNERS

FILK OFF
Best Performance: Vinyl, “Wish They All Could Be Little Vinyl Men”
Best Technical Merit: APG, “Mom’s Chat”
Best Rendition of “We Are The Champions”: Vegetarian Spank Inferno, “We’re on the Dark Side”

COMMANDEER A SHIP
Derek & Shane, APG

DRINK UP ME HARDIES, YO HO (aka Make Jessa a Drink)
Rach – Lusers – “Tea with the Imperials”

Congratulations to all the athletes who won, because we know that it’s all about winning, so the losers (or Lusers!) can piss off!

Vegetarian Spank Inferno RULES!

3 Replies to “Galactic Games Final Results”

  1. Now, please understand, we got those three gold medals by PURE accident. We are LUSERS. Long live those WHO NEVER WIN!!

  2. I most humbly apologize to my fellow Lusers for actually winning my event. The only excuse I can offer is that I really, really didn’t want the water balloon to break all over me.

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