Yes, the galaxy far, far away has bathrooms. Doesn’t this information make you feel fulfilled? ANYway, we’re just days away from Celebration and those giant heapings of actual news, so please read these tweets before I procrastinate further.
Refresher??! I must relearn what I have unlearned.
— Jason Fry (@jasoncfry) March 13, 2017
You: Repeatedly asking me about bathrooms in Star Wars.
Me: Vacationing in the Caribbean. pic.twitter.com/VCGzrk80Xd— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) March 14, 2017
Shout out to Sand People, comin' back in greater numbers even after they're startled and whatnot.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 4, 2017
worst part of the star wars prequels is this your first girlfriend's parents ass couch… off the shelf ass target ass throw pillows… pic.twitter.com/gHA7T73lso
— Face Thorpe (@Arr) March 19, 2017
From a wookie's perspective, Chewbacca is the handsome rogue and Han is the dumb sidekick communicating in animal noises.
— Ryan Davis (@RyanQDavis) March 26, 2017
the Star Wars fandom when it sees an illogical and hasty conclusion: pic.twitter.com/nECDH8Gw0N
— heath (@heathdwilliams) March 9, 2017
VIPs
@JohnBoyega uh pic.twitter.com/YMpyf0xQIx
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) March 28, 2017
Some people are happy to go digital. Really! pic.twitter.com/BA87mg47Kj
— Anthony Daniels (@ADaniels3PO) March 17, 2017
Wish these moments were kept because it's good! pic.twitter.com/cw91AUHUTm
— Donnie Yen 甄子丹 (@DonnieYenCT) March 5, 2017
In #EpVIII Luke has taken a vow of silence & communicates telepathically. I favor VO but @rianjohnson leans toward subtitles. #RUFooledFool? pic.twitter.com/jWr6SpE8UH
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) April 1, 2017
@HamillHimself Make kids read!
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) April 1, 2017
The things you find on the printer around here. Whoever left this, for whatever reason, I approve. pic.twitter.com/NNFOOqOoGO
— Andi Gutierrez (@DeeGoots) March 15, 2017
Celebration Orlando
@starwars @theforcenet @SW_Celebration Everyone loves a good Star Wars fan pic.twitter.com/oWzARWi2tD
— Andy (@CanadianFanboy) April 9, 2017
My hat just came in, and I'm LIVIN. So excited for @SW_Celebration this year! #DoctorAphra @kierongillen #swco #starwars pic.twitter.com/oV7KtIbO2k
— Colorina. ✨@SWCO (@JediPryde) March 16, 2017
Please tell me they've found this kid so we can have this double photo session at @SW_Celebration pic.twitter.com/03T4PpyaDV
— Charlie Ashby (@CMWAshby) March 31, 2017
The Last Jedi
She's gonna be happy to know that I'm actually a big deal in the resistance.
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) March 14, 2017
Not sure we even need an official #TheLastJedi poster now that @bhower1138 has come up with this. #StarWars pic.twitter.com/WaWWKdOhMR
— Force Material (@ForceMaterial) March 10, 2017
"THEN LUKE SAYS 'HI,' AND HERE ARE 19,000 THEORIES ABOUT WHAT THIS COULD MEAN FOR EPISODE XXIIV."
— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) March 9, 2017
LUKE'S LIGHTSABER. And she holds it out to him. An offer. A plea. The galaxy's
only hope. HOLD ON LUKE'S INCREDIBLE FACE
luke: who the fuck?— Jen (@lazyafternooner) March 8, 2017
Luke's first words in The Last Jedi. pic.twitter.com/BPlQtlSMvS
— Brian Truitt (@briantruitt) March 8, 2017
A Disney shareholder who has been informed of Skywalker's 1st words in The Last Jedi commented "I'm furious he didn't say 'buy more toys.'"
— Jonathan (@poundstoremike) March 9, 2017
So yesterday we were discussing a 34 year old interview with Richard Marquand where he talks about the sequel trilogy. pic.twitter.com/EBqk3BSakf
— Jedi News (@JediNewsUK) April 4, 2017
According to this sandwich bag package, The Last Jedi will feature a new character named Snack Collation. #StarWars pic.twitter.com/oCa1kDY6Nk
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) March 29, 2017
I’m going to have to come to terms with the fact that The Last Jedi means you can’t just say “Jedi” when referring to Return of the Jedi.
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) March 14, 2017
Rey's new look in #TheLastJedi is not what I was expecting pic.twitter.com/h59mDMUf1Q
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) March 8, 2017
Han Solo and other movies
han solo's real name is hanbert solomon
— chuck (@charlubby) March 24, 2017
Let's be real, "Han Solo" is definitely the kind of name Han Solo would think up for himself.
— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) March 24, 2017
The movies we’ve actually seen
I'm calling it:
Of all the memorable, powerful, goosebump-inducing moments in #StarWars' 40 year history
THIS is its single best. pic.twitter.com/BZyexJNx2N
— Bobby (@bobbyrobertspdx) April 2, 2017
Occurred to me that what I hate about the Palpatine-killed-Padmé theory (aside from it being baseless) is it lets Anakin off the hook.
— Mark (@quigonsmith) March 18, 2017
Manipulated he may be, but Anakin must own his choices. Padmé's death is entirely his fault. That's crucial to the theme of the whole story.
— Mark (@quigonsmith) March 18, 2017
It's poorly written and does a huge disservice to Padmé's character, but it is what it is, and it's important. You can't just wish that away
— Mark (@quigonsmith) March 18, 2017
SHE IS TALKING ABOUT BB8 AND POE AND I AM DEAD
THIS IS THE BEST THING
LET'S GO HOME pic.twitter.com/DzgOgoz8em— Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers) April 5, 2017
Books and stuff
Never in my life would I have imagined that I'd ever see a Grand Admiral Thrawn Lego. pic.twitter.com/qTQSV2jMOP
— Andrew Liptak (@AndrewLiptak) March 31, 2017
In 1984, there was no internet, so if you needed to look up Info on #StarWars characters, worlds and history, this was a must. ($2.95!) pic.twitter.com/SwDOMfMPRj
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) March 27, 2017
The entry for The Emperor gave #StarWars fans a fairly decent summary of the prequels 15 years before they began. ("President" Palpatine!) pic.twitter.com/CNmR3oXwVF
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) March 27, 2017
This is my favorite thing I've ever read about the Story Group. pic.twitter.com/HFW80vvPc5
— 🏛🏵Jay📜🏺 (@admiraljello) March 21, 2017
Shut up Kylo I know you wrote this pic.twitter.com/i2y82t6GDk
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) March 14, 2017
Star Wars life
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life 😂 pic.twitter.com/TuAV2xsDQM
— Sana (@michaelsana13) March 12, 2017
Our male peregrine's name is Millennium. That's right, we have a Millennium Falcon. #falconfriday pic.twitter.com/wGhb4PtpKF
— CMNH Wildlife (@CmnhWildlife) April 7, 2017
Sometimes the YouTube comments section isn't a complete dumpster fire pic.twitter.com/nQgAXOhTtr
— Ash Crossan (@AshCrossan) March 24, 2017
My favorite piece of art I saw at #WonderCon: pic.twitter.com/UOkrBUjTmg
— michelle buchman (@michelledeidre) April 2, 2017
Snark
Things are getting pretty weird on Air Force One pic.twitter.com/SUFGVQt3xV
— Ryan Lambie (@ryanlambie) April 7, 2017
I just want to get Millicent's autograph at Celebration, when will she be announced as a guest
— Brian (@brian_nov) March 27, 2017
In early version of Rogue One, Stinky killed Cassian in a crime of passion pic.twitter.com/SG7nrAhBr6
— Noise Marine (@killmandead) March 22, 2017
Your moment of zen
rolling into #SWCO like pic.twitter.com/HVe1IcOkmD
— Colleen McNuggets (@LeenyCap) March 12, 2017
See (some of) y’all in Orlando!