As you might expect, the language in this Star Trek/Frat Pack mashup is not entirely safe for work. But it does feature bonus appearances by Stephen Colbert and Samuel L. Jackson! (via)
Drive-by movie news: Benders, Fanboys, Terminators and Potters (oh my)
First Airbender pics are here. If you squint you can see Aang’s tattoo, but Zuko’s scar (and ponytail) seem MIA. Sigh.
Seriously, what if it sucks? Fanboys to head to Sydney for a sequel? Nice idea, but I’m not holding my breath.
You like Harry Potter, little fan? Have some Half-Blood Prince TV spots. Or perhaps a clip?
He’s John Connor. JOHN CONNOR! Terminator Salvation has already taken in $3 million, despite a a steady stream of bad reviews.
Obligatory Twilight news. Kristen Stewart looks thrilled to be in the New Moon poster. Meanwhile, poor Robert Pattinson confirms they’ll be taking the movies all the way through Breaking Dawn. I for one can’t wait to see how they handle the… Well, you know.
Did Gizmodo find Star Trek’s Artoo?
The Force-Cast celebrates Fanboys DVD with… A commentary track!
Fanboys director Kyle Newman and writer Ernie Cline join the Force-Cast crew for a DVD commentary track. It’s sure to be full of lethal nerdity, so prepare yourselves!
If you don’t have the DVD yet, they’re going live tonight with a special look at the (gasp!) Star Trek film.
Out this week: Fanboys, No Prisoners, KOTOR
Fanboys is coming out on DVD tomorrow, and if you’re in Los Angeles you can head over to a release party then… Or one in San Diego tonight.
On the book front Tuesday is a big day for Traviss fans, as The Clone Wars: No Prisoners and the Order 66 paperback will both be in stores. And the comic fans can look forward to Knights of the Old Republic #41 on Wednesday.
Video: David Lynch’s Return of the Jedi
It’s fairly common knowledge that Lucas asked David Lynch to direct Return of the Jedi. He refused, but this video imagines what could have been. It’s a bizarre one, kids. (via)
It is only logical to assume you an angel
In the midst of some typical Trek oldbie wank, a moment of sheer genius is revealed: Vulcan pick up lines. A sample:
“Cadet Uhura, might I inquire as to whether or not you suffered physical discomfort upon falling to Earth? Also, it would be prudent to alert your superiors that one of their ranks has recently gone missing.”
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Find Artoo in Star Trek, win stuff
Somewhere in Star Trek lurks a familiar astromech, and the Trek folks are sponsoring an Easter Egg Sweepstakes for those who can find him.
Video: Something familiar about this place…
My Favorite Movie (Star Trek vs. Star Wars) points out some… Ahh, you know. (via)
Goonies Never Say Get Old
Oh, The Goonies. So much love for those wacky, geeky kids.
The cast (who are now decidedly no longer kids) comes together for a reunion (captured on video) in honor of Empire Magazine‘s 20th Anniversary Celebration.