Man, that ‘weekly tweets’ tag gets more hilarious every time, doesn’t it? Whatever. Here’s the past month. Adulting!
I have no interest in watching #StarWars unless it's a 5th generation VHS bootleg, taped off HBO. The way it was meant to be watched!
— Saeed Faridzadeh (@SaeedFaridzadeh) March 1, 2016
I now truly understand why Luke Skywalker exiled himself on a beautiful remote island. He finally read Twitter and YouTube comments.
— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) March 28, 2016
#StarWars question: If Coruscant is all one big city then where do the smug thirtysomething parents move? Is there a suburban planet nearby?
— Adam Bertocci (@AdamBertocci) March 22, 2016
Possibly the best cosplay, ever? pic.twitter.com/sXs2UyH0Ug
— Olly Gibbs (@ollyog) March 26, 2016
Battery life on Star Wars droids is amazing. They go for miles through the sand without a charge. My phone wont go all St Paddys at EPCOT
— Drunk@Disney (@DrunkAtdisney) March 19, 2016
Wow – when these guys come around their corners… setup for the best romantic comedy of ALL TIME. pic.twitter.com/mStoFnQAAU
— Charles Soule (@CharlesSoule) March 12, 2016
This story about my cousin's five-year-old daughter is every single reason why Rey is so important #ReyAwakens pic.twitter.com/hMOhrzqUKA
— Sam Carter (@SamMaggs) February 27, 2016
[5 & 3-year-old daughters put on fairy wings & fight with lightsabers]
Me: What are you doing?
5: You won't understand. It's a girl thing.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 26, 2016
VIPs
Something's coming. By their fruits you will know them.
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) March 20, 2016
Some are. Some aren't. Case by case. Depends why they were cut. Rinse. Lather. Repeat. We'll see. Should pin this. https://t.co/oFUIBKJzfb
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) March 24, 2016
When you ask 'is it canon?' The answer means 'do other storytellers need to take it into account?' That's all the answer means.
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) March 24, 2016
So if the whole point of a future movie pitch is "it's a galaxy devoid of inflatable mineral-sniffing pigs", we would have to talk it out.
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) March 24, 2016
Exactly. SW existed for decades without an 'is it canon?' hotline. It's okay to not know. https://t.co/91gdV5xRS0
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) March 26, 2016
Last week, a bunch of us tweeted about optical bluescreen techniques.https://t.co/lTSVMqjo5d pic.twitter.com/kmAzqjZvp1
— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) March 25, 2016
The Force Awakens
Thing I learned from Secrets of The Force Awakens feature: J.J. Abrams says "at at," not "a tee a tee."
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) March 29, 2016
Too many highlights to mention from the #StarWars documentary, but Boyega, Ridley, Driver and Christie have become LEGENDS.
— Cameron K McEwan (@CameronKMcEwan) March 29, 2016
Chewie hugging Ford after he'd wrapped & @lovegwendoline almost crying while discussing her love of #StarWars were top 'making of' moments.
— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) March 29, 2016
— samlie (@spacemvm) March 23, 2016
TFA is at the cheap-seats now, so we went today. It was like seeing it opening night! The audience erupted in applause nine times! #StarWars
— Al Nowatzki (@ForceChildren) March 28, 2016
I finally put my finger on why the Falcon looks so much more spacious in #TheForceAwakens. Camera lenses. Lucas and co. used longer lenses.
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) March 5, 2016
It compresses the foreground and background and makes it all seem more cramped, but in focus. Kurosawa did that constantly.
— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) March 5, 2016
I believe Rey wants 2date Finn. I believe Poe wants 2date Finn. I believe Kylo Ren is all 'TRAITOR!…I wanted 2 ask u to stormtrooper prom'
— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna) March 23, 2016
My kids keep insisting that Luke is on Earth at the end of TFA and all I could think was man, what a twist that would be.
— YZ Freedman (@stoogey) March 10, 2016
…And beyond
Every time Rian Johnson posts a Star Wars behind the scenes update, I eject myself from this earthly plane, screaming into the sun.
— Desiree✨ (@shorelle) March 11, 2016
One thing the Dubrovnik set pics have taught me is that I get more excited by behind the scenes pics out of context than months of silence.
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) February 27, 2016
Internet complains that VII was a Star Wars/ANH ripoff. Internet complains that Dubrovnik shoot looks nothing like "Star Wars". #nohope
— Yakface (@yak_face) March 14, 2016
Books and stuff
Fun fact: BLOODLINE by @claudiagray will be the 160th SW novel by DelRey/Bantam. (Does not include bind ups anthologies ) #TheMoreYouKnow
— Tom(Darth Internous) (@DarthInternous) February 28, 2016
Going through the typeset pages for BLOODLINE. @claudiagray did such a great job on this.
— Jennifer Heddle (@jenheddle) March 11, 2016
The fabulous @claudiagray rocking it out under the Star Wars: Bloodline banner! #C2E2 pic.twitter.com/eHnSxfk0yJ
— Elizabeth Schaefer (@eschaefer) March 18, 2016
Oh man but what if Leia is opposed in the NR not because neo-Imperials aren’t considered a threat, but bc people think she’s taking over?
— ♔Jay (@admiraljello) March 14, 2016
me: i want a political thriller about leia's bio link to vader
*IT HAPPENS*
me: im not ready! you cannot offer me this ring, gandalf!!— general organa (@nicolecieux) March 14, 2016
"It's true. All of it. Not SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE tho. Dash Rendar sucks LOL." – Han Solo, THE FORCE AWAKENS
— Pedantic Killjoy (@bigredrobot) March 11, 2016
I'll tell you what, reading @ChuckWendig's #TheForceAwakens comic scripts is almost better than watching the movie itself!!! #Love
— Heather Antos (@HeatherAntos) March 8, 2016
Star Wars life
8-years old kiddo replies to "I love you" cool with "I know". Still the classic line it was back in 1980. #StarWars #EpisodeV #HanSolo #Leia
— Daniel Kaltofen (@McFlushdraw) March 29, 2016
no. pic.twitter.com/O4jmWBhmko
— Cates Holderness (@catesish) March 29, 2016
The disgust you feel towards yourself when you find out someone you dated in high school hadn't seen Star Wars. #starwars #whathaveidone
— Amber Wallace (@todustydeath) March 20, 2016
I guess now we know what he was doing in those 30 years pre-Force Awakens. pic.twitter.com/JJsAN1W2UB
— Chris Argyropoulos (@ThatChrisA) March 17, 2016
math prof: [says something about the outer rim of a venn diagram]
me: [suddenly sits up straight] did you say… oUtER RIm??#starwars— chelsea baratheon (@charming_chels_) March 4, 2016
Parent-teacher conferences today. I want to show how serious I am in class, so of course I wore the Han Solo dress. pic.twitter.com/vU6muIHkSS
— HiddlestonedEducator (@HiddlesEducates) March 7, 2016
Can't decide if I'm appalled or proud that my kid put our #StarWars spatula in her "cultural heritage box" school project. @JosephKYoung
— MelissaScholesYoung (@mscholesyoung) March 2, 2016
Best Obi-Wan cosplay ever. #StarWars pic.twitter.com/ldMCLkw5yK
— Prop Store (@propstore_com) February 27, 2016
Friend: What? You don't keep up with the Kardashians?
Me,completely serious: I keep up with the Skywalkers.
Friend: I can't even handle you.— Lillian Skye Noble (@LillianSkye_) February 26, 2016
Snark
Still mad at JJ Abrams for not having Admiral Ackbar exclaim, "It's a map!" when BB8 displays the map to Luke at the end of FORCE AWAKENS.
— Austin Gilkeson (@osutein) March 20, 2016
I don't know who did this, but it's been cracking me up all morning. #StarWars @starwars pic.twitter.com/Hqk2gpBXUf
— Jordan Maison (@JordanMaison) March 25, 2016
Very into the idea that "The Knights of Ren" are Ben's dance crew, and he just leans into the evil thing after a terrible misunderstanding.
— Anyways, Here's Jeff (@TheOtherJeff) March 3, 2016
OMG thank you for posting the “But you could tell Kanjiklub?” picture! I saw that a few months ago but forgot to save the image and have been looking for it ever since!