Club Jade

I’m surprised that there were club and dance and versions of the original Jabba’s Palace song from Return of the Jedi (isn’t ’83 a bit late for disco?) Not shocking at all is that someone on Youtube has edited the Special Edition version of the scene to the original music.

I’ll be more or less unavailable for the rest of the week, depending on if there’s any news worth carting my aging laptop off to a wifi hotspot. So have this video, and watch the Twitter. (via)

I suppose this was inevitable.

I guess Boba Fett is taking Karen Traviss’ departure pretty hard. Don’t worry Boba, you’ll find love again. Or at least, quarters. (via)

The ‘multi-media event,’ currently trekking through Europe, returns to the States in May, with brand-new dates winding from Florida to California. Tickets will go on sale next week.

…Okay, I admit it, this is pretty funny. (via)

This is terrifying. (You’re welcome.)

I completely forgot it was Valentine’s Day, and thus forgot to find something appropriately horrific or hopelessly sappy. Please accept this heartwarming love song instead.

Is there any spin you can’t put on the march? (Via Cindi.)

George’s zen. George Lucas gave a resounding “whatever” to the whole PT vs. OT matter the other night, and apparently a grown man acting like an adult about the subject is something shocking. Oh, internet. (If only he’d worn that ‘Han Shots First’ shirt!) Also, he was on NPR’s Fresh Air.

Another shocker. PC Zone asked Mark Hamill why he’s never voiced Luke Skywalker in a video game. Turns out? He’s never been asked. But then, hasn’t the quality and cachet of video games grown quite a bit since the last time (ever?) LucasArts did anything that featured Luke as more than a cameo…?

Presented without comment. Christopher Lee is making a symphonic metal concept album.