Video: Welcome to trainwreck syndrome

This video (Chris Dane Owens, “Shine”) is completely awful, yet disturbingly mesmerizing. Watch it. Then, go to Tor.com for a thrilling Choose-Your-Adventure guess at the plot!

1 Bonnie // Dec 11, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Shine on!
2 HollywdLiz // Dec 12, 2008 at 2:01 am

Please tell me that guy is a Eurovision competitor. If he’s not, he should be. He would fit right in.
3 ImperialGirl // Dec 12, 2008 at 3:42 pm

And yet I CANNOT LOOK AWAY…..
4 Carla Lute // Dec 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm

Brilliant, the merging of classical elements from Welsh mythology, mixed with the 80s tribute montage, paying homeage to such works as Princess Bride, Krull, and G.I. Joe…plus a couple nods to modern classics like Harry Potter and Pirates of the Carribean…

I…I’m simply blown away.

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