Last week, we (probably) got a new director for Episode VIII. The week before that, Harrison Ford broke… something on set. All that and the usual shameful spectacle…
SHORT I AM. STOLE MY HAT HE DID. pic.twitter.com/lHhhioPlRl
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) June 21, 2014
There are no Star Wars movies, just an endless stream of Star Wars news content that shall never die.
— Morgan Leigh Davies (@MLDavies) June 20, 2014
The Fault in Our Death Star: A inner look behind the Galactic Empire curtain and the first victory of the Rebel Alliance
— Mandy (@MandyBu) June 10, 2014
Surrounded by a whole lotta' Wookiee at last weekend in Orlando. pic.twitter.com/xepjH8sGoB
— Mary Franklin (@MaryLFL) June 22, 2014
Episode VII and beyond
— Rob Sheridan (@robertdsheridan) June 21, 2014
If the next Star Wars trilogy doesn't show how binary loadlifter programming can be applied to moisture vaporators, why even bother?
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 21, 2014
— Sohail (@KingOfSunshine) June 17, 2014
Harrison Ford’s knee/ankle/whatever.
J.J. Abrams three months ago: "Come on, Harrison, what's the worst that could happen?" Smash cut to Ford being airlifted off of the set.
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) June 12, 2014
Also, did Harrison Ford go to hospital literally dressed as Han Solo? Because that would be fucking awesome.
— MIAMI DUFFIELD UTD. (@BrianDuffield) June 13, 2014
Take a look at the new Star Wars cast! – mh pic.twitter.com/1DRQwBts8p
— yelahttam (@yelahttam) June 15, 2014
GEORGE LUCAS ALREADY MAKING CHANGES TO NEW STAR WARS SEQUELS! TRUE FANS KNOW HAN BROKE HIS ANKLE FIRST!
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) June 19, 2014
— The Daily SuperHero (@DailySuperHero) June 14, 2014
The big Rian Johnson rumor.
Everyone thought Jesse Plemons was going to jump from Breaking Bad to Star Wars. Turns out it was Rian Johnson THE WHOLE TIME. MUAHAHAHA
— Bobby (@BobbyRobertsPDX) June 20, 2014
Takeaway from all this #StarWars news: Lucasfilm is not fucking around. They are taking all the hot young talent.
— Lucas Shaw (@Lucas_Shaw) June 20, 2014
— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) June 20, 2014
Great Star Wars director hire, also I once saw @rianjohnson karaoke Weird Al's "Yoda" so this news makes total sense
— jen yamato (@jenyamato) June 20, 2014
What is WRONG with Lucasfilm?! They just handed STAR WARS EPISODE VIII to the guy who videotaped my wedding!! (So proud of @rianjohnson …)
— Dan Chariton (@DanChariton) June 20, 2014
Just realized they're giving the "downer ending" spot in the ST to the guy who directed Ozymandias. FML.
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) June 20, 2014
This may be the most positive Twitter response to Star Wars news since Disney bought Lucasfilm. The last seal is broken, the beast awakens.
— Andrew Shaw (@androoshaw) June 20, 2014
Star Wars life
Pizza delivery guy: "Is that a real life-size Darth Vader you have there?"Me:"Yes. So I hope for your sake you remembered the extra cheese."
— Consetta Parker (@parkerpublicist) June 15, 2014
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) June 20, 2014
Cutest Star Wars fan child overheard today: "Look daddy, a Clone War."
— Megan (@blogfullofwords) June 14, 2014
Hamill showed up today in full Joker makeup and insisted we call him Jedi Master Cesar Romero. I swear that man is losing it.
— Star Wars Character (@swcharacter) June 22, 2014
Actually, Harrison Ford’s leg came right off. Then it exploded. Then owls ate the bits. Star Wars Episode VII: Winter 2015
— David T. Cole (@Glark) June 20, 2014
"Back in MY day we had to wait 5 years for a sequel, and sometimes we didn't even get one!" "Shut up Grandpa, Star Wars 48 and 49 are on."
— Spencer Perry (@TheSpencerPerry) June 20, 2014