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Drunken Vader attacks Welsh Jedi Master

March 28th, 2008 by Dunc · 3 Comments

A man wearing a garbage bag and Vader helmet attacked Jedi Master Jonba Hehol (aka Barney Jones, co-founder of the Jedi Church) with a crutch while he was giving an interview to a documentary crew. ‘Vader’ went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser, reports The Daily Telegraph. Police are investigating an assault claim.

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  • 1 Jax // Mar 29, 2008 at 12:10 am

    Oh, truth. You may not actually be stranger than fiction, but you’re 90435298734543 times more lolarious.

  • 2 Paula // Mar 29, 2008 at 8:30 am

    There’s just something funny about this whole thing. And, in a way, it makes me sad, oo!

  • 3 Gonk // Mar 29, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Hmm, tough call which is scarier, holy wars or fanboys. But that’s okay, now we have both.

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