The most important survey of our time, or not

Half the men in the UK would swap sex for a 50-inch plasma TV, compared to only a third of women. So, ladies, the obvious question: What would you swap half a year of sex for?

3 Replies to “The most important survey of our time, or not”

  1. A publishing contract…but being single and rather nonsexual to begin with, I’m not giving up much.

  2. Depends on what they’re offering, but I wouldn’t turn down that plasma TV! Or a high-end quilting/sewing machine. Or a new deck. Some furniture maybe?

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