I wish I could just crawl inside you like a tauntaun. like a really good smelling tauntaun.
— the girlfriend (@WordsFromMyBF) May 8, 2012
Okay, it could either be sweet or kind of creepy, but it made me laugh irregardless.
— Justin LaSalata (@JustinL81) May 5, 2012
WE’RE FAMOUS! I’m just kind if surprised it’s not one bitching about the lack of Celebration news, because I’m not sure I’ve tweeted all that much else.
Yes, it’s late. And I’m sorry. Below the cut: Star Wars Day, the Supermoon, the #SWEU, and, of course, snark.
Star Wars Day! Okay, I only have two. Because I love you all and value your sanity. Or maybe my sanity. Whatever.
Right now, wherever he is, George Lucas has just smiled weakly as some wag says ‘May the 4th be with you!’ to him for the 87th time today.
— Empire Magazine (@empiremagazine) May 4, 2012
They shot down my idea for a big THX push on November 38th as unfeasible. #Maythe4thBeWithYou
— infinata (@infinata) May 3, 2012
— Alison (@AlisonSparrow) May 5, 2012
It’s no coincidence that twitter wants me to follow Paris Hilton on the day of the super moon. #revengeofthefifth
— Emperor Palpatine (@LordPalpatine) May 6, 2012
Some of… whatever this is. Oh! Star Wars life! Yes.
Try this @AdamHorowitzLA –Just shout, “ARE YOU TELLING ME AN EWOK COULDN’T GET A RIDE BACK TO ENDOR?!?AT-AT-ICA!!!AT-AT-ICA!!!”
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) May 3, 2012
Oh my! I was woken up by a kid with a ginormous Millineum Falcon LEGO in my face singing “Dun Dun Dun – Dun da dun – Dun da dun” #starwars
— ~ Emily (@ColoradoMom) May 3, 2012
— Darrell Prasad (@darrelldescript) May 3, 2012
Everyone in my doctor’s office looks so different, I feel like I’m in the Cantina on Tatooine #starwars
— Frank Pallotta (@7Cheech7) April 30, 2012
In my email this morning: Wicked cool image from Chris Scalf (you’ll see Friday) & a new author’s pitch Frank wants my IMHO on. Cool! #SWEU
— Erich Schoeneweiss (@Darth_Duff) April 30, 2012
Today’s lesson learned: neverever do a search in google for Mara Jade Skywalker images with the safe search off.#SWEU
— Fiona Messer (@_Merlyn) April 28, 2012
Seriously, NEVER DO THIS. NEVER EVER. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, I guess? In any case, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. On that note:
I think Abeloth has a weird form of foreplay with her tentacles. Only reason why it’s mentioned so much #SWEU
— Shannon Hammerstrom(@purfeklilangel) May 8, 2012
— Shoshana B (@ryorin) May 5, 2012
Judging from the Chaptet 2 excerpt, continuity-obsessed #SWEU fans need not worry about Scoundrels.
— Nancipants (@nancipants) May 4, 2012
And your moment(s) of zen:
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) May 2, 2012
Luke Skywalker not only tried to kill his Dad, he DID kill his twin brother Liam who thought it would be fun to surprise him in Dagobah.
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) May 3, 2012
— Scott Skinner (@scottskinner) May 3, 2012
No, I don’t usually condone that kind of thing, but: burn.
And one last thing:
Note to people shocked by the existence of female science fiction fans– women have been the backbone of organized fandom for 90+ years!
— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) May 3, 2012
And we’re out.