Club Jade

I wish I could just crawl inside you like a tauntaun. like a really good smelling tauntaun.

— the girlfriend (@WordsFromMyBF) May 8, 2012

Okay, it could either be sweet or kind of creepy, but it made me laugh irregardless.

Tweets by @clubjade and I are on the @SW_Celebration #SWCVI tri-fold @OCCC table display! #StarWars twitter.com/JustinL81/stat…

— Justin LaSalata (@JustinL81) May 5, 2012

WE’RE FAMOUS! I’m just kind if surprised it’s not one bitching about the lack of Celebration news, because I’m not sure I’ve tweeted all that much else.

Yes, it’s late. And I’m sorry. Below the cut: Star Wars Day, the Supermoon, the #SWEU, and, of course, snark.

Star Wars Day! Okay, I only have two. Because I love you all and value your sanity. Or maybe my sanity. Whatever.

Right now, wherever he is, George Lucas has just smiled weakly as some wag says ‘May the 4th be with you!’ to him for the 87th time today.

— Empire Magazine (@empiremagazine) May 4, 2012

They shot down my idea for a big THX push on November 38th as unfeasible. #Maythe4thBeWithYou

— infinata (@infinata) May 3, 2012

Supermoon!

Its Revenge of the 5th & there happens to be a ‘SuperMoon’ tonight? Yeah, ok. I have a tip for you… That’s no moon… #deathstar #starwars

— Alison (@AlisonSparrow) May 5, 2012

It’s no coincidence that twitter wants me to follow Paris Hilton on the day of the super moon. #revengeofthefifth

— Emperor Palpatine (@LordPalpatine) May 6, 2012

Some of… whatever this is. Oh! Star Wars life! Yes.

Try this @AdamHorowitzLA –Just shout, “ARE YOU TELLING ME AN EWOK COULDN’T GET A RIDE BACK TO ENDOR?!?AT-AT-ICA!!!AT-AT-ICA!!!”

— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) May 3, 2012

Oh my! I was woken up by a kid with a ginormous Millineum Falcon LEGO in my face singing “Dun Dun Dun – Dun da dun – Dun da dun” #starwars

— ~ Emily (@ColoradoMom) May 3, 2012

This is what happens when you think about Star Wars too much while grocery shopping. #starwars #stormtrooper instagr.am/p/KKEr-NPamy/

— Darrell Prasad (@darrelldescript) May 3, 2012

Everyone in my doctor’s office looks so different, I feel like I’m in the Cantina on Tatooine #starwars

— Frank Pallotta (@7Cheech7) April 30, 2012

The #SWEU!

In my email this morning: Wicked cool image from Chris Scalf (you’ll see Friday) & a new author’s pitch Frank wants my IMHO on. Cool! #SWEU

— Erich Schoeneweiss (@Darth_Duff) April 30, 2012

Today’s lesson learned: neverever do a search in google for Mara Jade Skywalker images with the safe search off.#SWEU

— Fiona Messer (@_Merlyn) April 28, 2012

Seriously, NEVER DO THIS. NEVER EVER. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, I guess? In any case, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. On that note:

I think Abeloth has a weird form of foreplay with her tentacles. Only reason why it’s mentioned so much #SWEU

— Shannon Hammerstrom(@purfeklilangel) May 8, 2012

Tycho’s huge crush on Winter has to be the most adorable thing in the X-wing comics. #SWEU #awwwww

— Shoshana B (@ryorin) May 5, 2012

Judging from the Chaptet 2 excerpt, continuity-obsessed #SWEU fans need not worry about Scoundrels.

— Nancipants (@nancipants) May 4, 2012

And your moment(s) of zen:

The worst thing about Han shooting first: Greedo was just reaching for his wallet to pay the bar tab. #RIPGreedo #StarWars

— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) May 2, 2012

Luke Skywalker not only tried to kill his Dad, he DID kill his twin brother Liam who thought it would be fun to surprise him in Dagobah.

— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) May 3, 2012

Just overheard at WalMart: If Trek fans are called Trekkies, what are Star Wars fans called? Homeowners. #starwars @starwars

— Scott Skinner (@scottskinner) May 3, 2012

No, I don’t usually condone that kind of thing, but: burn.

And one last thing:

Note to people shocked by the existence of female science fiction fans– women have been the backbone of organized fandom for 90+ years!

— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) May 3, 2012

And we’re out.