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Do your hair with Twilight tools. No, seriously.

October 31st, 2011 by Dunc · 9 Comments

Coming to a Meijer near you… Twilight branded hair-styling tools. Includes an ‘Edward 1/2-Inch Hair Straightener.’ (Seriously!) Your move, Lucasfilm… Your move. (via)

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  • 1 Aaron // Nov 1, 2011 at 3:15 am

    Actually I don’t think that hairdryer is meant to be used for drying your hair but for killing yourself in your bathtub to become a “creature of the night”. It may not work for vampires but maybe you can become a Moaning Myrtle type ghost thingy.

  • 2 Michael Falkner // Nov 1, 2011 at 9:56 am

    I originally saw these at Best Buy. No joke… Best Buy.

    Here’s to squeezing every red cent from a franchise.

  • 3 Stooge // Nov 1, 2011 at 10:10 am

    It’s actually kinda surprising that LFL hasn’t jumped into the hair care market. (Aside from kiddie shampoos.) It’d be a natural fit for SW fans!

  • 4 Dunc // Nov 1, 2011 at 10:18 am

    They should team with Goody for some sort of bun-making device. In two-packs, of course. ;)

  • 5 kataja // Nov 1, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    The worst thing is, that the design is pretty stylish!

  • 6 ImperialGirl // Nov 1, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Stooge is right, between Leia and Amidala they’re really missing the boat.

  • 7 jawajames // Nov 1, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    I want a Chief Bast /BoShek sideburn trimming kit! or should i get a Thracken Sal-Solo goatee scultper?

  • 8 Paula // Nov 2, 2011 at 7:35 am

    I suspect LFL is still burned by the failure of the Episode I dolls. They should have taken off more with girls than they did.

    There were other issues with those dolls, of course. But I could see it making them skittish.

  • 9 Carla Lute // Nov 2, 2011 at 9:26 am

    I love my Episode I dolls. The problem was there were too many expensive ones out at one time. I ended up getting most of the $60 dolls for $12, because they weren’t selling…and at $60 not a big surprise. I’m still missing my favorite outfit, but you could only buy her bundled with Qui-Gon and I never saw it on the store shelves.

    Ep I was over merchandised in general. Some of it was cool, it was just TOO much of everything.

    Still hoping Her Universe will expand into some clothing inspired by the better SW costumes. I’m up to my neck in T-shirts already.

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