Entertainment Weekly’s Dalton Ross introduces his 6-year-old son to Star Wars. Worth it just for the following line:
Some fathers teach their sons the ways of the world. Me, I make mine watch a scruffy nerf herder shoot a green alien in the groin.
Sure, he hates on the prequels a bit, but that just means hilarious reader mail in next week’s column.
Aww. Now that’s sweet. But he didn’t really give us any of his son’s reaction. That would’ve been nice to know. (I guess the fact that he’s playing with action figures tells us he liked it. But what were his reactions?)