Yes, it’s a Spiderman Star Wars parody. And it is indeed for real. Well, far as I can tell.
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Because Booth Shot First.
Because the Dark Side synchs with The Wizard Of Oz.
Because Sith Vicious brought balance to the force.
But mainly because the entry on Han Solo made me laugh very loudly.
Yeah yeah, you’re a Jedi, whatever
Jedi Knights demand Britain’s fourth largest ‘religion’ receives recognition. Didn’t that start as a joke? Somehow I doubt that a fourth of the United Kingdom actually believes in the Force.
Not to mention (fangirl alert!) that they don’t seem to know the word ‘Jedi’ is both singular and plural:
For the protest in Whitehall, the couple will wear full Jedi Knight robes and will be accompanied by a host of supporters including Star Wars favourite Chewbacca with a placard reading ‘Tolerance for Jedis’.
(Of course, neither does George Lucas, but that’s neither here nor there.)
I’m no stranger to fanciful piecemeal religion, but the whole ‘real Jedi’ thing just throws me for a loop. What’s wrong with Buddhism, now?
To be a Jedi requires the deepest commitment, the most serious mind
Or a $4.95 Jedi Knight certificate from the Universal Life Church. Your choice.
This is not awesome!
Leader of Star Wars fight club grounded. The kid that is, not the bus driver.
Do they have fannish Darwin Awards?
A Staten Island school bus driver organized a Star Wars fight club among the kids on his bus (The Death Cheese.) He called himself ‘The Emperor’ and gave the winning kids names (titles?) like Darth, Sith Warrior and Jabba. Because nothing says Star Wars like kids beating each other up on the bus. (via Gawker)
Dark Lord of the Lard
This year, the Tulsa State Fair features a statue of Vader and Yoda made out of hundreds of pounds of butter.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower!
Well, not quite that good, but “Revenge of the Sith” — the Toilet Paper?
What next?