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Posted on October 27, 2009February 1, 2012

Wacky merchandise: Lightsaber laser pointers

TFN spotted this amusing novelty product at – where else? – Thinkgeek. Taunt your pets and coworkers with them for a mere $14.99.

In less wacky and far more pricey lightsaber news, a Master Replicas saber signed by George Lucas, Samuel L. Jackson, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor and Nick Gillard is being auctioned on eBay to raise money for the Northern Ireland Children’s Hospice.

Posted on October 25, 2009October 25, 2009

Wacky merchandise du jour: Princess Leia Headband

Princess Leia headband / archiemcphee @ Flickr / CC BY-NC 2.0

I am very sad that I can’t find this Princess Leia headband on Archie McPhee’s site yet. But if it’s on their Flickr, it can’t be that long in coming, right? RIGHT?

Posted on October 18, 2009December 30, 2011

Wacky merchandise du jour: Lightsaber MP3 player

...What?

I guess you can be too dorky for an iPod. This will play your MP3s in “in the order that they’re stored on the memory card directory,” all old-school like. Branding or… branding? Your choice, fanboy.

Posted on September 28, 2009December 30, 2011

Inevitable merchandise du jour: Jedi Bathrobe

The only surprise here is that it took them this long. Though Gizmodo does have a point: Velour is so un-Jedi.

Posted on September 23, 2009December 28, 2011

Wacky merchandise du jour: Pan-fried Vader playset

Regular or extra crispy?

So it’s technically the ‘Birth of Darth Vader Battle Pack,’ (battle pack?) and it’s probably one of those dealies that only collectors are going to buy but you know, still. Nothing says fun times like the Imperial burn ward!

Posted on September 17, 2009December 30, 2011

Wacky merchandise: The R2-D2 USB Humidifier

R2-D2 USB Humidifier

The saddest thing about this is that it isn’t even the weirdest bit of Artoo merchandise I’ve seen in the last 24 hours: There was an ceramic R2-D2 bong on Amazon.com yesterday. Can’t say I’m shocked that it seems to have vanished overnight. (via)

Posted on August 29, 2009August 29, 2009

Bad wrong merchandise of the day: Sarlacc fail

Really, Hasbro? No one objected to this? Yes, we know where the ultimate blame falls, but still. Really?

In less wince-worthy toy stuff, get up close and personal with the repackaged Comic Packs, as well as the news ones such as Darth Krayt & Sigel Dare, Lumiya & Luke, Beefy the Vong & Kyle Katarn and the news-to-me Emperor’s Hand Imperial Shuttle.

Posted on July 28, 2009December 28, 2011

It came from the 80’s and it wants revenge: Droids and Ewoks cartoon merchandising

'We just want to play, Sally.'

StarWars.com unearths some European gems from the twilight of original Star Wars mania… The Droids and Ewoks cartoons. Some, like the stuffed Ewoks above, are kind of terrifying. I’m pretty sure that guy on the right is sizing up that poor girl’s skull for his percussion kit.

Posted on July 23, 2009July 23, 2009

Wacky merchandise: R2-D2, the toilet paper cozy

Artoo toilet tissue cozy

From Japan (of course,) the R2-D2 Toilet Tissue Dispenser. Strange, I would think that would be more of a Threepio sort of job. Witness: Continue reading “Wacky merchandise: R2-D2, the toilet paper cozy”

Posted on June 29, 2009December 30, 2011

Wacky merchandise: Tie Fighter Playhouse

tie-playpen1

“A wonderful soft play area that will really make you feel like you’re riding in a tie fighter!” Sure it will… If you live in the land of inadequate Photoshoppery. (via)

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