But does anyone really need a Darth Vader-themed popcorn machine?
Is the dark side stronger?
You call these lightsaber umbrellas? This is lightsaber umbrella.
How do you sell out a $150 trash can?
Make it in the form of R2-D2, obviously. Yet again, the Japanese out do America when it comes to wacky SW merchadise. At least this one was (however briefly) available for US fans.
Crack your nuts they will
You may have seen the Darth Vader nutcracker before, but did you know there’s a Yoda one? They both kinda creep me out, though. Nutcrackers are scary!
Speaking of the tonguesicle…
Sexually Suggestive Star Wars Candy To Be Marketed To Children! One can always count on Landover Baptist (yes, it’s a parody site) for the lulz.
They’re not bar toys, they’re bar accessories
Watch out, those droids are packing! Yes, you can now own a set of Star Wars pewter bar tools. The world of SW merchandise never fails to surprise me.