Wow. Really?

We join the world of Star Wars with two interesting tidbits found in the same article on CinemaBlend.

Big Shocker – Hasbro revealed that there will indeed be a DVD release for the 30th anniversary

Are you doing okay? (You should be. Honestly. This isn’t much of a shock.)

Bigger ShockerGeorge thinks Empire is the worst of all the films; crediting a recently-honored publicist for convincing us so well.

Okay. The mind boggles on this one in so many ways….

ETA: This second quote turned out to be from a roast. Context, people. Context.

Trek Tidbits

Struggling with what to do with that dusty box of floppies you still have taking up space? This rather clever person named Andy worked out how to build your own Enterprise using parts from floppies.

StarTrek.com has announced that the upgraded Star Trek episodes will be released on HD-DVD (but will also come with a version playable on lesser DVD players). I’m sure it will be as exhorbitantly priced as every other Trek DVD set.

You can also look forward to the rather hilarious and uncensored Shatner Roast on DVD. Pre-orders are underway.

Rumor mill: Saga Sexy Time Box Set

An archiving seminar at Sundance (scroll down) hints at new footage for the next DVD release, perhaps including brand new footage? It’s pure rumor, right down to friend-of-a-friend, but you know fandom – we won’t put anything past George.

Feiner says he worked for three years cleaning up the Star Wars movies for release in 1998. “We were then contacted by Lucas to go into another 100 shots that we hadn’t done before. I basically said, ‘Why are we doing this? You released the picture.’ He said, ‘Well, we want to go in and clean up stuff we hadn’t done before.'”

That’s when he picked up on a bombshell: “I heard through another source, some friends of mine up at ILM (Lucas’ special-effects company), they were doing additional shots to get cut into a new version. I’ve never seen it, and I don’t know anybody outside of George and his small cadre that have seen it. I’m just making an assumption that they’re going to use this for some future release.”

There has long been suspicion that Lucas might try to further integrate elements of his prequel trilogy with the original tale of Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader. LucasFilm spokesman John Singh said late Tuesday: “There are always a wide range of rumors flying around about Star Wars. There have been a lot of tests done over the years to help ILM explore new technology, but we don’t have any plans for another Star Wars release.”

Sure you don’t, LFL. Sure you don’t.

DVD roundup

Now that the dust of the Limited Edition DVD release earlier this week has settled a bit, here’s a few of the many reviews, opinions, and other media detris:

Time Out Movie Blog: An interview with Warwick Davis, who says: “Everybody wanted to see these versions.”

The Denver Post: The purists strike back. I know I’ve been in fandom too long when ‘puists’ means ‘people who whine about the EU,’ not people who hate the Special Edition changes.

The London Free Press: Star Wars DVD is overpriced. I don’t think anyone is actually paying $24.99. At least not this week.

The Salt Lake Tribune: 5 reasons this set goes to the dark side. Yeah, yeah, we know. Geez.

More such…
Toledo Free Press
The Crimson White
Cinema Blend
Detroit Free Press
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

And course, there’s always Starwars.com’s complete coverage…