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Posted on March 21, 2009March 21, 2009

Wacky merchandise of the day: Let the Twilight candy hearts dazzle you!

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY LOL'ED.

Yes, these Twilight conversation hearts are for real: I actually saw them in Borders today. Some of them have glitter and one says “Dazzle.” IT’S LIKE THEY’RE SPOOFING THEMSELVES.

Of course, the Twilight folks are breaking no records here: The infamous Jar Jar lollipop beats this by miles and miles. But it gave me a good laugh this morning.

Posted on January 14, 2008December 30, 2011

Minas Tirith is sweet, sweet candy

IMAGE: The Battle of Pelennor Fields. In candy.

From the same folks who did Helm’s Deep last year. Crazy, man. Crazy.

Posted on October 6, 2007December 30, 2011

Food is too a craft!

We need to make Día de los Muertos an official CJ holiday, and I have just the thing. (via)

Or, you know, Halloween. Maybe both.

Posted on December 12, 2006December 28, 2011

Speaking of the tonguesicle…

Sexually Suggestive Star Wars Candy To Be Marketed To Children! One can always count on Landover Baptist (yes, it’s a parody site) for the lulz.

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