Star Wars with occasional sarcasm
Here are some random URLs for fun. Mostly offensive fun.
This piece from cnn.com answers the musical question and answer, “Bad sex? You’re soaking in it!”
Here, you can experience the classic movie It’s A Wonderful Life being reenacted in thirty seconds by cartoon bunnies. No, really.
And here, Foamy, the extremely foul-mouthed squirrel from the online cartoon series Neurotically Yours, goes off on an extremly foul-mouthed squirrel diatribe about the true meaning of Christmas.
Those nice people filming The Island (no official site…yet) have released their first publicity still.
Here’s a look at Ewan McGregor with co-star Scarlett Johansson courtesy of ComingSoon.net.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince will be released on July 16th.
That would be 207 days from this post.
4968 hours.
298080 minutes.
17884800 seconds.
::sigh:: I guess we’ll just have to hold ourselves over with Star Wars Episode 3. That’s only 149 days away.
The official site has posted which fan groups will be featured in the Fan Fair Exhibit Hall. There are several organizations familiar to CJ members in the lineup, like The 501st, Chicago Force and the Indy Knights. The fan groups will be recruiting, passing out swag, and spreading the word about their respective organizations.
J.K Rowling is finished with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and they’ll be annoucing the exact publication date with 24 hours. The Daily Snitch has a screenshot of the annoucement from jkrowkling.com.
I’m guessing March, always a big time for hardcovers.
Star Wars: A Video Games Saga is an overview of GFFA electronic games from the Golden Age to the latest release.
Jar-Jar Binks is the mosting annoying character in film history, according to U.K. tabloid The Sun. He beat Donkey from Shrek, Gollum and several Jim Carey characters for the honor.
New article on starwars.com today: World-Building: An Interview with Brian Gernand, the Practical Model Supervisor for Revenge of the Sith.
Also new, the C-3PO: His Moment to Shine (video) is now available to the general public, an upcoming online chat with Sword Master Nick Gillard, and the launch of StarWarsJapan.com.
Leonardo DiCaprio claims he was offered the part of Anakin Skywalker, which will surprise no one who’s seen all those damn commercials for The Aviator – he could be Jack Lloyd’s older brother. However, he’s also, well, Leonardo DiCaprio, which means he looks like a troll on growth hormones. Thank you, Leo, for choosing to make crap fine films like The Beach instead.
While you’re indulging in a four-hour holiday break with your new extended Return of the King DVD, spare a kind thought for Gollum. Just because he’s a little on the nasty side, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a good reason.
