The Slash Writes Itself

HoYay, a term that’s short for “Homoeroticism Yay!” makes the mainstream press. The term originated on Television Without Pity‘s Angel boards, and has spread far and wide across fandom, most notably Smallville, Lost and any program that regularly features sweaty, half-naked men having more UST with each other than the female leads.

Livejournal research (erm, my friendsfriends list) uncovers the reaction of the terms originator, Deeablo. Her entry describing the origin of the term reveals this hilarious graphic from the early days of Angel

Merchandise from Left Field

Not as bizarre as the Star Wars window blinds, but Lightsaber Pendants? For $200 a pop? Really? Ladies, can you honestly see yourself wearing these? Because I honestly can’t see dropping almost enough money to score an iPod on something nonfunctional that screams “I’m a huge geek.” People are going to know that the minute I open my mouth.

Spike: Hot. Spike Naked: Not

Buffy may be over, but Marti Noxon has unfinished business with James Marsters. She needs to take his shirt off one last time.

That said, Point Pleasant (Warning: obnoxious Flash) looks like it could be interesting. Pity it debuts verses Alias, which most of the people they’re marketing it towards will be watching.

Just keep James out of it. Maybe they can digitally superempose him over Keanu Reeves in Constantine instead.

Congratulations, Natalie Portman! Golden Globe Winner!

Well, Natalie Portman did us all proud by snagging herself a Golden Globe award for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama. Her honor was received for the movie Closer.

Sadly, Liam Neeson went home empty-handed. But I think we can all be comforted by the fact that he looked really good in his tuxedo!

It was actually a Star Wars kinda night in which all the male actors got good marks for their tuxedo choices. Ewan McGregor and Samuel L. Jackson were also in attendance as presenters.

Has anyone found any pictures of the four Star Wars actors together?

Things To Give Us Pause

This summer’s must-buy gift for the deranged has to be actor Bruce Campbell’s next book, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. On his web site, the lantern-jawed horror film icon says, “I had originally pitched a travel book, but the publishers thought it’d be a good idea for me to write a book about relationships instead. And so, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way was born. The only problem is that I don’t know the slightest thing about relationships.” The terror arrives in bookstores this summer.

But here’s something you can cringe at now. It has nothing to do with science fiction, fantasy, or horror, but anyone who has experienced the way fans can be manipulated by button-pushing advertisements can appreciate that it happens in other hobbies as well. Plus, this site sets off the Pretensionometer more strongly than any site I’ve run across in recent weeks — watch out for phrases such as “paracord safety tethering hole” and “covert deanimation activities” for a real linguistic treat. (It is to be noted that the knives shown on this site are identical to a few models offered by a legitimate Italian knifemaking company, but cost more.)

Thanks to BobQ for the heads-up on the Dark Ops knife site.