Luke Skywalker is #85 on list of the 101 most influential people who never lived, as compiled by three “rowdy philosophers” from Jersey. Also making the list: King Arthur (#3,) Prince Charming (#20,) Dracula (#33,) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (#44,) Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (#50,) Batman (#60,) Nancy Drew (#62,) and Kermit the Frog (#67.) Long story short: It’s kind of a weird list, and I expect liquor (and possibly tobacco – check out #1) is somehow involved.