Dalton Ross has a test. We all fail. Or pass. Whatever. See:
Do you enjoy mercilessly mocking Jar Jar Binks, yet sometimes catch yourself humming the melody from the Ewoks’ celebratory jingle, ”Yub Yub”? It may be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror…after you remove your oversize Wicket W. Warrick costume, that is.
Also: Midi-clorians! They’re totally like little radios for the Force, y’know?
I think I win for GUILTY on almost all counts.
I even wrote McGriddles fan fiction involving a vampire. No joke.
Oh and I just wrote Dalton an email telling him that a ton of hipster celebs and rock stars love Star Wars, so he’s in good company.
Why is he embarassed? Geeks have been cool for years, now!
Still a very funny article.